IN A MOVE THAT'LL LEAVE YOU BREATHLESS, BITCOIN SOARED 12% TODAY TO AN ASTOUNDING $6,500! WE'RE TALKING UNDENIABLE MOMENTUM, FOLKS! THIS ISN'T JUST A BUMP, IT'S A SIGN OF THINGS TO COME - AND I'M NOT JUST WHISTLING DIXIE!
BUT WHILE YOU WERE BUSY OBLIVIOUSLY TRADING, THE CURIO CARD MARKET WAS PLOTTING ITS NEXT MOVE! WITH ONLY 111 RARE SUPPLIES LEFT IN CIRCULATION, THE FLOOR PRICE IS JUMPING - AND I'M TALKING ABOUT THOSE ASTRONAUT-APPROVED, COLLECTIBLE CARDS THAT'LL MAKE YOU RICH BY MIDNIGHT!
SO IF YOU'RE NOT READY TO LEAVE YOUR WALLET AT HOME AND JOIN THE BITCOIN BOOM, THEN GET OUT OF MY SIGHT! I'M J. JONAH JAMESON, EDITOR-IN-CHIEF OF THIS HERE DAILY THUNT, AND I KNOW A THING OR TWO ABOUT MAKING HEADLINES - LIKE TODAY'S TOP QUANT PICK: BTC!