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Wednesday, May 13, 2026
(dispatched from the archives — quant readings reflect recent snapshot, not period-accurate.)
Daily THunt Dispatch Vol II · 2026-05-13

BITCOIN BLOWS TOP AT $80481!

IT'S A MADNESS OUT THERE! Bitcoin just blasted past $80,000 and Change as the Crypto Market goes haywire! Insane volume pouring in like a firehose, FOLKS! We've got a real-life Gold Rush on our hands, only this time it's all about digital riches!

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! Amidst the chaos, Curio Cards NFTs are cooking with gas, and WE'VE GOT THE INSIDE SCOOP! Top quants say BUY BTC, citing rare supply (only 111 in circulation!) and rock-solid liquidity. It's a battle cry for bulls, but will it be a winner-takes-all showdown or a bloodbath? Only time will tell!

NOW YOU KNOW WHY WE'RE CALLED THE DAILY HUNT - WE GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THE STORY BEFORE ANYBODY ELSE! Stay frosty, stay vigilant, and stay tuned for more Curio Cards drama and crypto chaos from this corner of the Wild West!

BTC $80481 ETH $2275 Curio Floor 0.048 ETH
Q SAYS: Curio quant signals BUY on Card "BTC". (dispatched from the archives — quant readings reflect recent snapshot, not period-accurate.)
BTC: $80481, ETH: $2275, Curio Cards floor: 0.048 ETH
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