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(dispatched from the archives — quant readings reflect recent snapshot, not period-accurate.)
Daily THunt Dispatch Vol II · 2026-05-03

BITCOIN BLASTS OFF LIKE A ROCKET TO $78655!

IT'S HAPPENING, FOLKS! Bitcoin's just gone ballistic, soaring to a mind-blowing $78655! And don't even get me started on the Ethereum price action - it's like they're trying to make us forget about this wild BTC ride!

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! The real story here is Curio Cards NFTs - those digital curiosities are selling like hotcakes at 0.048 ETH! And now the quants are piling in on Bitcoin, saying it's a BUY signal! I mean, what do they know that we don't? Maybe something about that top quant pick: BTC (signal: BUY) for being 42% below recent avg., only having 111 supply (rare), and boasting high liquidity with 897 lifetime sales!

WELL, WELL, WELL! It seems like the crypto market's got its priorities straight - or should I say, it's gone haywire! Whatever the case, one thing's for sure: this Daily Thunt editor is keeping his eyes peeled for the next big move!

BTC $78655 ETH $2316 Curio Floor 0.048 ETH
Q SAYS: Curio quant signals BUY on Card "BTC". (dispatched from the archives — quant readings reflect recent snapshot, not period-accurate.)
$78655 (BTC), 0.048 ETH (Curio Cards floor)
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