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Thursday, April 23, 2026
(dispatched from the archives — quant readings reflect recent snapshot, not period-accurate.)
Daily THunt Dispatch Vol II · 2026-04-23

BITCOIN BLOWS TOP! $78,195 AND RISING!

IT'S A WILD RIDE OUT THERE, FOLKS! Bitcoin just shattered its ceiling at a blistering $78,195 and the whole crypto world is on high alert! The herd's getting spooked, but we know better - this is just the calm before the storm!

BUT DON'T THINK THE QUANTS ARE SLEEPING ON THIS ONE! They're piling in on Curio Cards like it's going out of style - and for good reason! This rare gem with a floor of 0.048 ETH has got 'em all buzzing, and we can't blame 'em! With only 111 supply and a high liquidity of 897 lifetime sales, this one's a dark horse to watch!

SO IF YOU'RE READY TO RIDE THE WAVES OF FURY AND PROFIT LIKE A PIRATE ON THE HIGH SEAS, THEN GET READY TO TAKE THE LEAP WITH CURIO CARDS! Or else you'll be left high and dry like the rest of 'em!

BTC $78195 ETH $??? Curio Floor 0.048 ETH
Q SAYS: Curio quant signals BUY on Card "BTC". (dispatched from the archives — quant readings reflect recent snapshot, not period-accurate.)
ETH: ??? BTC: $78,195 Curio Cards floor: 0.048 ETH
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