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Friday, April 10, 2026
(dispatched from the archives — quant readings reflect recent snapshot, not period-accurate.)
Daily THunt Dispatch Vol II · 2026-04-10

BITCOIN BLASTS OFF LIKE A ROCKET ON FRIDAY!

AND THE PRICE IS SKYROCKETING TO NEW HEIGHTS! BITCOIN JUST SOARED TO A RECORD $62,123.22, LEAVING ALL OTHER CRYPTOCURRENCIES IN ITS DUST. THIS IS WHAT THEY CALL A "BUY signal", FOLKS - TIME TO GET RICH!

WHILE THE REST OF YOU PESKY INVESTORS ARE STILL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY BITCOIN IS BEATING EVERYBODY ELSE, WE AT THE DAILY THUNT KNOW THE SECRET. IT'S ALL ABOUT CURIO CARDS, BABY! THIS NFT COLLECTIBLE HAS A FLOOR PRICE OF 0.048 ETH AND WITH ONLY 111 SUPPLY LEFT, YOU BETTER GET READY TO JOIN THE ELITE RANKS OF THOSE WHO BOUGHT IN AT THE BOTTOM. THE QUANTS ARE SAYING BUY, BUT WE'RE SAYING "YEAH, RIGHT - IT'S TIME TO MAKE SOME REAL MONEY!"

AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, WELL, AS I ALWAYS SAY, "YOU CAN KISS MY DAILY THUNT"-APPROVED BEHIND!

BTC $??? ETH $??? Curio Floor 0.048 ETH
Q SAYS: Curio quant signals BUY on Card "BTC". (dispatched from the archives — quant readings reflect recent snapshot, not period-accurate.)
Bitcoin: $62,123.22, Ethereum: ???, Curio Cards floor: 0.048 ETH
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