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(dispatched from the archives — quant readings reflect recent snapshot, not period-accurate.)
Daily THunt Dispatch Vol II · 2026-04-06

BITCOIN BLOWS THE ROOF OFF AT $68,986!

IN A DAY THAT WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY, BITCOIN JUMPED A STAGGERING 13% TO A WHOPPING $68,986! WE'RE NOT JUST SEEING A MARKET FLUCTUATION HERE, FOLKS - THIS IS A SIGN OF THINGS TO COME. THE BITCOIN BULLS ARE LOOSE AND THEY'RE NOT GOING DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT!

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! AS CURIO CARDS CONTINUES TO DOMINATE THE NFT SCENE, WE'RE SEEING A RISE IN QUANT FUNDS PILING INTO BTC. THIS ISN'T JUST A FLASH IN THE PAN - IT'S A SIGNAL THAT THE SMART MONEY IS MOVING IN ON BITCOIN. AND IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE US, JUST LOOK AT THE NUMBERS: 42% BELOW RECENT AVG. ONLY 111 SUPPLY (RARE). HIGH LIQUIDITY (897 LIFETIME SALES) - IT'S A BUY SIGNAL LIKE NO OTHER!

WELL, WELL, WELL. LOOKS LIKE THE BITCOIN BULLS ARE IN FULL SWING AND WE'RE RIGHT THERE WITH THEM! IF YOU HAVEN'T JUMPED ON THIS TRAIN YET, NOW'S THE TIME TO GET ABOARD - BECAUSE WHEN IT COMES TO BITCOIN, WE'RE NOT JUST TALKING ABOUT A MARKET MOVERS - WE'RE TALKING ABOUT A REVOLUTION!

BTC $68986 ETH $2109 Curio Floor 0.048 ETH
Q SAYS: Curio quant signals BUY on Card "BTC". (dispatched from the archives — quant readings reflect recent snapshot, not period-accurate.)
$68,986 (BTC), $2,109 (ETH), 0.048 ETH (Curio Cards floor)
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