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Saturday, March 28, 2026
(dispatched from the archives — quant readings reflect recent snapshot, not period-accurate.)
Daily THunt Dispatch Vol II · 2026-03-28

BITCOIN BLAST OFFS TO $66321!

IN A WILD DAY OF PRICE ACTION, BITCOIN SOARED AN EARTH-SHATTERING 6% TO A FRESH HIGH OF $66321! THIS ISN'T THE FIRST TIME WE'VE SEEN THE TOP CRYPTOCURRENCY GO ON A ROLL, BUT EVEN WE'RE TAKING NOTICE AS IT CRUSHES ALL COMERS WITH ITS MIGHTY 42% DISCOUNT FROM RECENT AVG. - AND WE'RE TALKING ONLY 111 SUPPLY REMAINING! THAT'S RIGHT, FOLKS, YOU'RE LOOKING AT THE ULTIMATE RARE-CURRENCY SITUATION!

MEANWHILE, CURIO CARD COLLECTORS ARE FEELING LIKE THEY HIT JACKPOT AS THE TOP QUANT PICK OF THE DAY TURNS OUT TO BE... (DUN-DUN-DUN) ...BTC! THESE WIZARDLY ANALYSTS SAY IT'S TIME TO BUY UP THOSE 111 UNITS WHILE YOU STILL CAN, AND WE'RE NOT ARGUING - THIS IS THE KIND OF PRICE ACTION THAT CAN TURN A COLLECTOR INTO AN OVERNIGHT MILLIONAIRE!

SO IF YOU WANT TO GET IN ON THE GROUND FLOOR OF THIS BITCOIN BONANZA, LISTEN UP, BECAUSE JIMMY O'BRIEN HERE IS TELLING YOU - IT'S TIME TO GET YOUR HANDS DIRTY AND START DIGGING FOR THAT DIRT!

BTC $66321 ETH $1992 Curio Floor 0.048 ETH
Q SAYS: Curio quant signals BUY on Card "BTC". (dispatched from the archives — quant readings reflect recent snapshot, not period-accurate.)
BTC $66321 • ETH $1992 • Curio Floor 0.048 ETH
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