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Thursday, March 26, 2026
(dispatched from the archives — quant readings reflect recent snapshot, not period-accurate.)
Daily THunt Dispatch Vol II · 2026-03-26

BITCOIN SOARS TO NEW HEIGHTS AT $71309!

WELL, WELL, WELL! IT LOOKS LIKE THE WORLD HAS FINALLY WOKE UP AND SMELLED THE COFFEE! Bitcoin's price has KNOCKED IT OUT OF THE PARK, SHOOTING UP TO A NARROWLY-TO-BE-MAINTAINED $71309! YOU CAN BET YOUR BOTTOM DOLLAR THIS ISN'T JUST A FLUKE, FOLKS - THIS IS THE START OF SOMETHING BIG!

BUT THAT'S NOT ALL, FOLKS! With Curio Cards NFTs still riding high and 0.048 ETH on the floor, IT'S TIME TO GET HEROIC (OR VILLAGIOUS, WE WON'T JUDGE) AND DIVE INTO THE WORLD OF CRYPTO-CURIO-CHART-READERS! Top quants are PILING ON THE BUY SIGNAL FOR BTC, AND WE'RE TALKING 42% BELOW RECENT AVG. - THIS IS RARE, FOLKS! WITH ONLY 111 SUPPLY REMAINING AND HIGH LIQUIDITY (897 LIFETIME SALES), YOU'D BE A FOOL TO MISS OUT!

SO IF YOU'RE NOT READY TO GET IN ON THE GROUND FLOOR OF THE NEXT BIG THING, THEN GET OUT OF OUR WAY! WE'RE TALKING BITCOIN MOONSHOTS AND CURIO CARD MASTERPIECES - THE TIME IS NOW, PEOPLE! JAMESON SAYS IT'S TIME TO RIDE THE WAVE!

BTC $71309 ETH $2168 Curio Floor 0.048 ETH
Q SAYS: Curio quant signals BUY on Card "BTC". (dispatched from the archives — quant readings reflect recent snapshot, not period-accurate.)
Bitcoin: $71309 | Ethereum: $2168 | Curio Cards floor: 0.048 ETH
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