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Buck holds kettle black as the Olympic torch church journey begins. All humans must die says not crazy scientists that insect leaders Iraqi Army must kill Iraqi people says British troops hiding in Basra hallowed chopping slaves Apart. Welcome to the fucking news on tonight's headlines, one of the world's most oppressive regimes and largest military powers has come under pressure to end its Falun Gong protests, since you're on the media and occupation of a country strategic to her interests, and so is China. Okay, we should all just shut the fuck up now. What hypocrisy and nonsense the whinging of Western powers is in relation to China's occupation that's already in Tibet. Like we're the good guys. Oh, yeah. Here's an imaginary speech President Bush won't be making from the grassy knoll near the top of the moral high ground just next to the non existent Palestinian Holocaust Memorial Field meter caps. For years America has led the way when it comes to subverted being the truth, freedom and democracy around the world. Through our historic support for and military assistance to military dictators in Chile, Colombia, Nicaragua, Iran, Iraq, Vietnam and other countries to numerous bills to speech by all of them because we have been responsible for more torture, killing and justice and undemocratic room genocide than any other country since the end of the Second World kill all the young people before they realize their slaves war. Even the countries who have democracy are elitist. nepotistic exploited them money grabbing, rampid, capitalist planet destroying fuckwits. So you can imagine how hard it is for me to find the words to criticize China's invasion, subjugation and tyranny in Tibet. So I let Nancy Pelosi do it instead. She does much better job of that sort of thing. Thank you all very much. May God invest in America and China to especially when they are hosts to this year's visa Olympics Dynein cola games, the Olympic Max. Yes, protests continued in the mainstream media, their lips smacking with glee in the reporting of shouted protests and the unfurling of battles at the lighting of the Olympic torture ceremony. Do you think maybe back in the 50s, when the Chinese were actually killing hundreds of 1000s in a well documented slaughter, that we might have raised our voices? Or maybe when Israel was shelling the civilians of Lebanon, our outrage may have peaked, or maybe when the US and Britain and Europe were selling gas guns and bombs to Sudan in Iraq Sidewinders and seaboard to the radical Muslim extremists in Afghanistan, maybe that would have been a good time to protest. I don't know decon, much more comfortable being led by the nose by corporate media. Like to know when I'm supposed to be outraged and what I'm allowed to protest about, you know, I wouldn't want to have a mind or an opinion of my own fuck the week mumbling of our fucking complicit fascist government. What's so worthy about the Olympics anyway? Isn't it a competition to find the best killers started by the warring empire of Greece to celebrate their supremacy over weaker nations? Fuck the Olympics. I don't care if they're held by Kim Il Sung in a concentration camp sponsored by Jack the red bar. Fuck javelin throwing fuck winners and losers. Let's have an alternative Olympics in Baghdad with some new events like ethnic division suicide bombing, waterboard endurance or spot the vague intelligence on Iran. The British would feel strong competitors in events such as brown nosing, without swallowing too much shit and hiding in our base till the troubles over the French would no doubt wind some metals in the top poodles of Bush, or is it too late to kill some Arabs competition. More on this story later? One of the world's least crazy scientists have stated that someday all humans must die. It's inevitable. He said our planet is doomed and there's nothing we can do about it. Professor Lovelock points out that all life along with humans will perish when the sun expands and temperature on Earth makes life impossible. Meanwhile, the prospects for humans in the near future are not great. The earth he says is a living self regulating system. And by filling its atmosphere with co2 We have destroyed the balance and overheated the planet. We face a ruthless period of natural selection he goes on, and I reckon there's 80% More people than the world can carry. A billion is about the right number of people for the earth, and we are nearly 7 billion. It would be hubris to think humans, as they are now are God's chosen race. It would be unless of course you were an Israeli in which case it would be perfectly natural. In a related story more crazy scientists in Antarctica say a chunk of ice the size of Manhattan has started to break away from Antarctica. The Wilkins ice shelf has been stable for most of the last century but began retreating in the 1990s. Six ice shelves in the same part of the continent have been lost says British Antarctic Survey Professor David von Wilkins is the largest ice shelf on the Antarctic Peninsula yet to be threatened. I didn't expect to see things happen this quickly. He said, the ice shelf is hanging by a thread we'll know in the next few days or weeks what its fate will be. Meanwhile, other mad scientists say a Titan was concerned over the impact of climate change on this part of Antarctica. But nobody should believe this or any other evidence at shopping should continue as normal for the benefit of our glorious planet consuming people exploiting economy, creating wealth for a handful of people and distracting others from their one and only life on our shot for victory. After three days of fighting in Iraq, southern capital bassra insurgents have reported that British troops have been no help at all to the government forces fighting them for control of the streets and the city itself. A spokesperson for the British forces hiding in their base didn't tell us it's no good as killing Iraqis anymore. The Iraqis must kill the Iraqis it's our strategy of divide and conquer you know what bloody well in most cases, figure out who hates who give guns to both of them and let the killing commands? You know, I'd be surprised if America weren't behind them good many suicide bombs on Shia and Sunni areas of Baghdad. It's such a bloody good bruise Oh yeah. Then an explosive interview for fucking news mutated outsider leader of the back the army explains why his malice and militia are fighting a practical explain your fuckers invaded our country. Calling us insurgents is like calling Tibetan monks terrorists half you'll make me laugh. You're schizophrenic and your reporting of world events are these people are terrorists. But these people are protesters freedom fighters when we like them. Terrorists threat we don't harm the people of your nations must be dumb. Fucks if they believe any of the rubbish you tell them in other peaceful developments across the mostly peaceful country of Iraq, which is now closer to peace than it ever has been since America invaded. I can assure you 1000s of sadder supporters gathered in Baghdad Sadr City a vast Shia dominated suburb to demand Mr. Maliki's resignation over the military operation. The Baghdad's fortified Green Zone was again hit by several rounds of rockets, causing a fire but other than that was quite peaceful. Iraqi police and Cook said dozens of people were killed in clashes on Thursday between Iraqi and US forces and Shia militia men but apart from that, it was quite peaceful. There have also been clashes through the night and early morning in the towns of Europe and deewani. On Wednesday, in Cuba, a US military air raid caused a number of civilian casualties. Peacefully Of course, thanks. And now the weather, the planets fucked. It's your fault, and it's getting worse. Join me next week to see if doing nothing else. Have a nice weekend.


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