I'm hard to please welcome to the fucking EU. The headlines tonight from around the world. In the news this week, Alexander living Jenko former Russian spy dies in the London Hospital from radiation poisoning. Is this international assassination terror before dying? He blames President Putin of Russia for his death, claiming it was politically motivated assassination. Who fucking cares? Do you think you get to be able to tenant colonel and the Russian Secret Service by polishing ornaments? This man was a trained killer. Lieutenant Colonel rose in the ranks, probably started with torture, worked his way up to killing and maybe arranged a clue or to hey, if you want to get worked up by political assassination, a new book claims the CIA assassinated Robert Kennedy. Yes, I know it's a long time ago. Stretch yourself. This is after all, how America comes to be run by Nazi Secret Service agents. None of this is a surprise to people who paid attention to the original autopsy which says Robert Kennedy was killed by two bullets through his back, Sir and sir hand was standing six feet in front of him. Yes, one assassination or another? Who gives a fuck? Robert Kennedy shot in the back by the CIA. And nobody gives a fuck. It was a long time ago. You mean a secret cabal of Neo Nazis who came here after the war are running our country and assassinating anybody who stands in their way? Who would believe that Mr. Lynch chenko died from radiation poisoning. The British public are all worked up about radiation. Oh, who is radiation dangerous? Oh, will the alpha particles from polonium 220 pose a threat to public health? I'll tell you what poses a threat to public health. But 3000 nuclear warheads exploded in Earth's atmosphere since 1945. That was before a sign that said, hey, may not be a good idea to blow up these nuclear weapons in the air we breathe. That's the kind of radiation I'm talking about. Did the CIA kill Robert Kennedy and take over your country? Hey, but who gets a fuck anyway? As long as you can buy beer and watch sport on television. Hey, am I right? Also in the news this week, the British government has revealed details of its exit strategy from Iraq. A British spokesman didn't say when the time is right. and Iraqi troops are fully trained and available in large enough numbers to die instead of us. I mean to fight instead of us. We can hand over responsibility for watching the Civil War to them. So just to sum up the British exit strategy in a nutshell, it's

also in the news this week, Rupert Murdoch and top executives at us COVID International, have denied rumors that George W. Bush is working on a book and television program entitled, if I did spread peace and democracy around the world, this is how I would have done it. I'd have done it by taking over two countries with enormous natural resources in oil and gas. Ignoring the plight of millions of people under the rule of Musharraf and Pakistan and the royal family of Saudi Arabia. That's how I do it. By having lots of business with China, the biggest tyrants on Earth, yeah, if I did spread peace and democracy around the world, I do it by sucking up to some of the most evil tyrants on earth. Now the weather, the planets, but it's your fault, and it's getting worse. Have a nice weekend

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