Unknown Speaker  00:00
A non secret mindless conspiracy club to spread selfishness and reality confusion. World leaders stimulate economy with genital touch I mean gentle touch in the UK Queen's speech marred by presence of hereditary boiled fascists. Hello delusional debt slaves. Welcome to the fucking news. I'm the new world order. Here are tonight's top stories. pointless, irrelevant debate about reality continues despite clear evidence of our slavery in the fake economy, the corruption of our governments the duplicity of corporations, the fraud of religious belief and the endless war conducted for the benefit of arms manufacturers. Whilst fascism and tyranny are conducted in plain sight as the everyday business of shopping and democracy. Many people feel that underneath the obvious control of all important resources activities by a small group of influential elite lies a sinister global conspiracy to take control of all important resources and activities and create a world of fascism tyranny, corruption Adams, elite group called Maya ism the aims of this shaky group of international bankers, bankers and voodoo believing clusters. I mean, Chaucer's this to divide and rule by encouraging selfish, petty, narrow minded, paranoid, fearful, greedy behavior in all of humanity, exemplified by prefixing, all of our life experiences and basic needs in life with the word my, my interests have succeeded in creating the quantum tunnel realities of my country, my flag, my house, my food, my rights, my life, my electricity, Bill, my job, and most importantly of all, my God. My interests have infiltrated the highest levels of government, business and the media, in their goal to create a homeland for selfish people, called the state of AI is real. Amid great controversy by Israel fought a war of non dependence, claiming my God wants me to have what I want a homeland for selfish people. Since its creation, the selfish state of AI is real and the selfish people have continued to promote my anism and defend it against the global menaces of our ism Sheraton lism. And the West's with its ally, the United States of my America, it wages and eternal war on ver ism, a fake global sharing organization, which purportedly wants everybody on earth to share things fairly without killing people or exploiting things many people support the rights of modernism at the selfish people since they were persecuted in the second worlds distraction from elite cruel to criticize selfish people has become increasingly unacceptable. Those who do risk being labeled anti greedy or clubs it nasties. The state of AI Israel has one of the most powerful armies and air forces on Earth, an arsenal of nuclear weapons, their secret service is known to routinely kill and torture on behalf of selfish people all over the world. They believe they are God's greedy ones. And that selfishness will one day rule the world, at which point we will always say it's my rights, my land, My God, my gun, my water, my money, my decision, my life, and it's my way or the highway. More on that story later. In the wake of the global economic crisis, many countries have bailed out vital businesses and financial institutions. Even so the economy continues to slide into recession. With recovery a long way off. A spokesperson for the fake economy made this imaginary statement earlier today. They in order to protect slaves, I mean people with jobs, from reality, I mean poverty, and to prevent the fake economy failing completely. A new package of measures has been announced by the World Bank and IMF, a package of measures designed to stimulate the economy and ensure its growth. Quite simply, we're going to rub the economy's bolts. That's right, we're going to give the economy a good rubbing, and if we rub it in just the right way, we can expect strong growth quite soon. If this doesn't work, Mr. Bernanke of the Federal Reserve in America is prepared to commit the American taxpayer to giving the economy a blow job. They have, after all shown themselves capable of swallowing nearly anything. But if all else fails our final solution, and for many people, the doomsday scenario is to have the world bend over and check the economy with ladra and let it suck them over for a buck one more time. In a totally unrelated story. The State Opening of Parliament and the Queen's speech took place yesterday in the UK. The government used the occasion to slip in new legislation allowing personal information detailing intimate aspects of the lives of every British citizen to be handed over to government agencies under the sweeping new powers. These measures will which will give all public bodies the right to exchange sensitive data with each other is expected to be rushed through Parliament and a bill to be published tomorrow. The new legislation denies MPs a full book on data sharing. Instead, ministers could authorize the swapping of information between councils, the police, the NHS, the Inland Revenue, education authorities, the Coast Guard and Tom dick and fucking Harry in the Queen's speech, our fascist unelected head of state didn't say

Unknown Speaker  05:27
what you expect you landless peasant fucks you are all my pets. Lacking the means to support yourselves or brains to organize effectively against your monsters. Os. You deserve lives and peasantry and ruled by your betters now, fuck off and go shopping so our economy can have a Stiffy again, Oh,

Unknown Speaker  05:50
thanks. And now the weather. Humans struggle to identify which shady elite bunch of whiners does actually rule over that with no trouble at all, as the world's economy can't get it up without us all going Thumbs up for it. Big Brother steps in the face of Britain's while McQueen smiles and waves have a nice weekend.


Transcribed by https://otter.ai