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Millions suffer as unnatural disasters sweep America. New Bin Laden tape authenticated definitely made by us say CIA in the UK tax relief for the poorest rich people announced. Hello landless peasants. Welcome to the fucking us. I'm naughty but nice. Here are the headlines tonight, a series of unnatural disasters in America has led many 1000s dead or dying and millions more homeless, destitute, poverty stricken and lacking and medical assistance. Efforts to help the American people have been hampered by the military regime, reluctant to allow independent media in their country and determined to keep their slaves that mean people ignorant and powerless. The trouble began in 1913, when the once prosperous American economy was hit by the financial cyclone bed. Since then, Cyclone Fed has stripped the nation of its wealth and plunged the country and its people into the biggest debt on planet Earth. As a result of this and other policies of economic slavery, the American people now owe the rest of the world $9,364,554,673,553 and rising national debt continues to increase by an average of 1.5 6 billion per day. And according to the US Census Bureau, 36 million American people live in poverty, including 13 million children. More than 80,000 adults in the USA die each year because they're uninsured. About 10 million children lack insurance and overall 18,314 People die because they lack preventative services, a timely diagnosis or appropriate care. On top of this ongoing emergency. On September the 11th 2001, the US was hit by the biggest newspaper in history of us fake so big it swept the entire rational thought process of the American people out to see where it drowned and hasn't been seen since. aftershocks from the epicenter in New York still reverberate around the world, killing millions more in Iraq quake and Quake iStan. Meanwhile, the generals still blocked efforts to help any of the millions of people suffering from 911 Truth diseases or other disagreeable thought processes. International aid has been slow getting into the country and aid workers have complained to visa problems, harassment by US immigration staff and the mindless compliance of US citizens who appear to be in some kind of song The sleepwalking coma, which allows them to accept but that will die the impoverished all around them because if transfixed by some far off TV screen showing but quite commercials, desperate quite lives, more Americans are idle. More on that story later. In a related story, a new imaginary audio message from Osama bin Laden has called for Muslims to continue being portrayed as the cause of world's terror instead of the fascist American government in a tape marking Israel's 60th anniversary to Speaker pledge to continue pretending to exist and being used by Mossad and the CIA as part of their fake 911 War on Terror style. On the tape, the imaginary Bin Laden says, oh one will read about my links to the Bush family or my work for the CIA. We will go bump in the night and have our activities reported on by people fought to have links to someone who borrowed a bicycle of someone who knew a man who could spell al Qaeda, who takes authenticity was verified by the CIA who said they made it and it's definitely a take. Friday's message which lasted about nine minutes was posted on a website commonly used by people who borrow bicycles from alQaeda that came as US President George Bush ended a trip to Israel coinciding with their anniversary celebrations. President Bush spoke at the Israeli parliament building the Knesset, where he did not say hello, my fellow rich people been such a pleasure if occation to stand in this building, built by the Rothschilds, whose pitch I am. I will say anything you want me to, because I'm your bench today, and so are the American people. We are your closest pitches in the war on error. Do you want me to say some stuff about the Holocaust again? I think that still plays well with lots of folks. I'll say terror, evil and freedom, that sort of thing. If you think it'll help cover up your shameful behavior towards other human beings in Gaza. Thanks lab off to Saudi Arabia now that well known bastion of freedom and democracy. Well anyway, good luck with your land grab dudes Later, in the UK, Gordon Brown has had to introduce a package of compensation measures for rich people who might have been slightly out of pocket since his last budget abolished content and tax bracket. Rich people had complained it was usual for them to benefit when the poor got poorer. But on this occasion, they could see no way that they would be making any money. Leader of the Opposition David Torridon didn't say, I am very rich, and serves my family, and so are the people I represent. We find it unacceptable that money is being taken off large numbers of poor people. And we're not getting some of it. We demand the Prime Minister give us the money or to the bank to poor people in some convoluted and confusing fashion. But Chancellor quickly announced that 22 million people on low incomes would remain poor and on low incomes, and that the rich need not fear that this would ever change going on not to say we are the government of the poor by the book for the poor, that will make sure these people stay poor, and that you will stay rich have no fear of that. The days when poor people were represented by dangerous radicals, proposing real distribution of wealth long since God instead will manage the poor so they get just enough to eat and never become hungry enough to hate the queen who robbed Three cheers for the poorly paid and poorly educated peasant so Britain. hurrah, hurrah, hurrah, thanks. And now for the weather. Poverty for most of you wealth for a few banking families something in the middle for the complicit middle classes and hypocrisy by the ruling elite. Have a nice weekend.


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