Global warming will bore millions to death warns climate change panel on March rapid killing and must go save Israeli people. In the UK election results shot as flying fuckers are elected. Hi, welcome to the fucking news. I've caught the hook. Here are tonight's headlines. Climate change is boring the world to death and could become very uninteresting within 20 years more of the UN Climate Change panel. Many urban regions are already yawning themselves into early graves as another business sponsors report says everybody but industry must pay to avert catastrophic Florida however, Jacqueline claimed that boredom did not cost the business the earth the IPCC says the growth in boring gas emissions can be curbed at reasonable cost experts degrees, industry and consumers and must continue no matter what the cost of saving the world must be borne by the landless peasant fuckers not big business. We can stop climate change set of scientists a large check in there's no we cannot say with confidence that raising taxes and building token solar power stations will be government policy. How dare people buy petrol guzzling cars and worthless consumer goods for all these years without paying the true cost? The business and industry are shocked and saddened by the behavior of consumers all over the planet. We will continue to work together with the mafia and other vested interests to find the good with the health of both of these consumers. We will deep RSV, Amazon MT the seas of fish out of the air with the fires of industry and enjoy our lives of wealth, privilege and luxury. It's the only way to avert boredom, I mean, climate change, so we'll all be paying for the rape of the planet. The poisoning of the air the loss of ski resorts in Colorado and the rising sea levels in the amount of fucking deeps I'll be paying more to be alive so the shops can stay open the industry can go live more plastic wrap good news for a herd of bovine fuckers to satisfy their overstimulated urge to

eat shit. Oh, this is good shit. Well, yeah, we can still do this. Let's keep eating that shit.

Ship tastes so good. I would gladly pay more money to eat this shit. I'm gonna ship me out another red iPod big business and tell me how it's gonna save the fucking world. Yeah, fuck the planet. I want a bigger car. And I deserve this lifestyle cuz I'm a white pseudo Christian western bank worker. No you Third World monkey people can kiss my fucking butt. Now stop fucking up the planet. When the last trees cut down. The last fish is pulled from the sea in the air tastes like diesel fuel. More on that story later. 10s of 1000s of Israelis have rallied in Tel Aviv calling for Prime Minister EVO to alert to quit over his handling of last year's Lebanon War. He didn't kill enough humans said one non existent protester. We expect more Kellyanne from our leader said another Laborde was poorly executed and now the Arabs are laughing at us. You would think that God on our side, we would be able to kill more people. You know how much of a hardon God has for killing? Oh, yeah. Come on my chosen people. Oh, yeah. Good shot. Like they have Yeah. Oh, they really die. You don't kill some more? Yes, yes. Yes. I tell you smoking and smoking ain't what it used to be. And I blame all of us. We need a new prime minister more psychotic, more murderous, more subhuman? Yeah. George Bush has given Mr. Olmert his backing throughout the struggles saying recently, Mr. Alomar is important to the Middle East peace process. Not happy. We need warmongering fuckers like all Murphy bombed Lebanon back to the Stone Age killed women and children in an orgy of ballistic violence. Yes, he's just the kind of guy I want in my peace process, kill, kill, destroy, bomb blow up and murder he thinks slavery slavery. Also this week, President Bush exercised his presidential veto for only the second time in seven years of office to block Congress passing a bill linking war funding to a timetable for withdrawal of troops from Iraq. Yes, democracy is alive and well in America and the rest of the world can't wait for the USA to fight its way into their countries round up and torture those who oppose them and installed governments controlled by religious maniacs. Yeah, that's what I called peace and freedom. In an unrelated story. The queen is in America for six days. Visit. The green began her US tour with a visit to the geotech two weeks too late to be executed on campus by our crazy government, Your Majesty another opportunity to slay the poison head of fascism was missed. When the Queen toured The Virginia Chamber of General Assembly lawmakers cheer them drugged on their desks when he or she entered the chamber. Gee, I'm confused. Isn't she the anticipation of democracy? Doesn't she represent inherited power and privilege? Isn't she the head of a family of desktops who ruled like mercy or consent for a 1000 years pay the fuckers you fought against to start your democratic republic and now you're cheering their fucking leader. One non existent Grace Republican says Don't cheer the Queen shoot the puck up shooter now. We've got a chance quick shooter. The Morrow procedures and trances are sold. In the United Kingdom local elections have been held in England, Wales and Scotland. The results and that's the day show a clear victory for lying corrupt weaselly politicians for all parties. Imaginary statements from the labour liberal conservative and nationalist parties peddled it the results as vindication of political deceit and spin. And nobody would get elected if we told the truth said no one voted international arms deals get done. How would wars been declared for economic gain? How could taxes be raised for fake environmental reasons? None of this would be possible if our politicians were not lying fraudulent stuff. Now they've been elected. They must make good on their promises to have high salaries, shady morals, capitalist ideals and their piggy pieces buried in the trough. And now the weather the planets not but we just made that up. No one can save you now not even Spider Man. And it's your fault. Let's not get ourselves you're going to do anything about it. Sue. Have a nice weekend.


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