Good evening and welcome to the news headlines tonight. Finished. Here are tonight's top story. In America, President Bush's having a video conference with his generals to discuss a change of tactics as the war as the war in Iraq continues to go badly. What are the options? What options are there to continue? We can stay and continue killing people in the name of freedom. We're bringing you freedom and democracy shoot. Don't you people get it. You want grateful landless sand peasants? Single? We're bringing your freedom should peace should civilization. High tech weaponry. Think of all the great things America could be bring to America could have broken pizza. We bring your pizza. Cheap denims designer clothes, snap on tools? Nope. We bring you death. We bring you suffering. We bring you torture. We're considering our options. And it might be a good idea if we were to pull out. Many people have said, Oh no leaving we'll have to make things worse. How could it possibly make things worse? Unless of course you're going to bomb your way out of there. People of Iraq we're leaving now. Couldn't say goodbye without killing some more of you. So long believing you're alone now. You can run your own country. Here. We've gone home. You can kill yourselves now. Yes, it can only get worse. So in the news this week, the terror alert is high. Let the killing continue. The terror alert is high countries are shitting themselves that America will drop a nuclear bomb on Iran. Yes, the terror alert is high top stories tonight. There is only one planet for us all. long lives the fatherland. I mean the homeland. God bless America. Who is the headlines tonight? There are no countries on planet Earth. Only areas of land designated as countries by international treaty. You are not America. We are not Britain. France is not France. There are merely abstract thoughts. The terror alert is high. Rumsfeld and Cheney are terrified Bush will crack up laughing when he's reading the ship. The war. The war on terror, terror. The War on Terror is going well. We will not give up the fight until the job is done. We need laws that allow us to lock people up without trial or showing them the evidence to fight the axel Labelle was people who are not a friend of democracy. We need those laws. We need the right to spy on our own people. We need the right to collect information on our own people. Yes, I'm terrified a CIA operative will come up to me and say you look like someone who maybe doesn't like the American government. Would you like to pledge allegiance to al Qaeda and help us bomb something? The American government are looking up people for talking about stuff. I'm fucking terrified. I talk about stuff all the time. I talk about I can blow up and I can blow up America can blow up America. It's not a country. It's just another piece of the planet. God isn't going to bless America. It's not your fucking homeland. It's just another part of the fucking planet. Yeah, the terror alert is high. Yeah, Bush, Rumsfeld and Cheney are terrified the American people are going to see the bill. What's the war on terror? Gus, how much fuck up. You and your children and your children's children will be paying for the war on terror. I'm fucking terrified. That's who's terrified. I'm terrified because the Americans have just done away with habeas corpus. And even AI in this faraway part of the planet designated as Britain by internationally agreed treaties could be declared a combatant. A terrorist whisked away on one of your secret CIA terror flights to a country designated as such by internationally agreed to treaties there I can be tortured to within the limits of my psychological and physical endurance without representation without seeing the evidence against me about the Geneva Convention being booked. Yes, so the terror alert is high. But it's us that's terrified. Not America, or the land designated as America by internationally agreed treaties. No seagulls, no Badgers, no fish, no large mammals. No bears. No yet. See, no bananas recognize borders or countries. It's an abstract. There is no such place as America or Iran or North Korea and there never has been. There are no such people, as the Africans or the Indians. There is and always have only been human beings. Thank you under whether the plan is fucked. It's your responsibility, and it's getting worse.


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