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The slavery rescue plan needed to stabilize global slavery economy say slave rippers 30 Russian tanks sold to murdering terrorists that I mean terrorists hijacked tanks sold to Sudan in the UK family murder fear shooting crime break kidnap horror reenactment for you. Hello worthless peasant Fox. Welcome to the fucking news. I'm deeply moved. You are the headlines tonight's plans to further enslave I mean rescue the slaves of earth were finally forced down the throats of powerless American shopping zombies today. In an historic day for the slave whipping wealthy families that drool over results with whimsy and delight. It seems the credit crisis could have led to such unspeakable catastrophic calamitous consequences for the fake economy that no one could actually describe the terrible catastrophic calamitous consequences so unspeakable where they fucking news can exclusively reveal however, the exact shape, smell and nature of the catastrophic calamitous consequences that would befall the facts slave whipping economy if it had not been rescued by our heroic courageous leaders with our futures. Here's Wall Street analyst able to read with our special fucking news report. Abel, can you describe the consequences of not being in debt to the banks forever and ever? Yes, deeply with the ink not yet dry on the rescue plan. You can almost hear the sigh of relief from our shadowy puppet masters as they kicked back for the weekend safe in the knowledge that all the slaves of America still owe them their lives and the lives of their children's children. At the beginning of the week, it seemed like some vestige of consciousness figured across the face of the herd of tax ating debt ridden landless peasants but happily, it came to nothing now, and only now can we reveal the true horror of what has been averted? The nightmare the unspeakable doom that would have befallen us had we not submitted to endless servitude, new bondage to the banks. Here it is the shocking reality which we avoided by Hawking our entire future lives. Are you ready? Borrowing money would have become difficult Yes. And some shops and businesses may have closed jobs would have been lost vital jobs like working in shops or other shopping and money lending related to employment. Also, and perhaps most chilling for the wealthy banking families about the fakeness of the world's economy would have been revealed. Billions of morons poorly educated and conditioned to believe that the glory of existence in the universe is best spent making shit we don't need to buy with money we don't have borrowed from assholes who own us all. Anyway, these wakening hordes would see the Wizard of Oz act controls for the first time behind the curtain over there and realize was a great hoax, a magnificent swindle and an awesome fraud we have been living simple thoughts will begin to form in the fuzzy minds of the bovine masses to do so learn to controls. The crisis is made up only commodities have value we're being lied to. It's too late. We're fucked. Ah, this epiphany would have been followed by sobbing and slowly starving to death. If you were lucky. Back to you deeply banks able to read so instead of that terrible future, we now have a stable slave economy where the future of entire countries are owned by a few financial institutions and starving slowly to death will only happen when they decide and not before. More on that story. Later, eu pirates forced Sudan to fight Civil War The European Union has agreed to establish an anti piracy security operation off the coast of Somalia. The deal follows the seizure of a ship ladened with 33 Russian T 72. Tanks by pirates of the Horn of Africa, a spokesperson for arms dealers and shadowy foreign influence did not make this imaginary statement today. Piracy has become an increasing problem in this part of the world, preventing much needed shipments of arms and ammunition to the terrorist governments were propping up all over Africa. If we allow this to continue our plans to destabilize oil producing African nations and take control of their resources may suffer. We propose the taxpayers money to use to fund the naval protection force in the Horn of Africa, ensuring prompt delivery of tanks, machine guns RPGs, etc. So the people who really need them, the murdering scum in the employ of our puppet regimes. Thank you. There are still fears that the consignment of Russian T 72 tanks may fall into the wrong hands. The pirates are demanding a ransom of $20 million. Though some reports say there was a gunfight as some of the pirates said they'd rather be paid in the currency of some value. Russian and American warships in the area have ships around it and it seems the international conspiracy I mean community will pull together to make sure the awesome firepower onboard the ship goes to the murdering terrorists stomach was intended for and not some other murdering terrorists Scott in the UK Top policeman resigns and gun crime shooting rape murder kidnap reenactment as fearful security epidemic causes anti social youth shooting criminal gangs drugs off children's firearms ruined life communities and wealthy fuel poverty for the state coming soon obey obey prisoner fence probation assault with overcrowding legislation population control and move along move along move along 42 days detention multiculturalism dirty look judge sentence racial tension hate speech sale now on David Cameron footage party contract sleazy in red Long live the Queen's pussy juice and it's controlling influence on the eyes. 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