Hi, welcome to the fucking news. I'm coming round the mountain. Here are tonight's headlines. In the news this week, the truth about many popular conspiracies has been revealed using a new scientific device called the specular Tronic. What are the odds of that a scope? Turns out JFK was shot 50 times in the head by mafia, Hitman and CIA warmongers. 10 million people were hypnotized to cover up the event by MK Ultra, Lady Diana Spencer was strangled by a gaggle of Secret Service men posing as paparazzi. And then her unborn fetus was shipped off by aliens for an anal probe. Nice 911 was organized by Hollywood paid for by Israel and sold to the American people by Fox News justifying holy war across the planet and selling more planes to the Saudis. The American government are the Nazi remnant of the Third Reich and our children will be chipped at birth and mind control by agents of evil for all of their life. The world is run by shape shifting aliens from another world or our world leaders struck a deal with them involving stealth technology and sucking our brains out. It's all true, but remember nothing business these fuckers off more than you don't give a fuck. Yeah, sure you're exploiting my life for your own people ends the glory of my existence will be spent making money for the fuckers who've got it already, but so much. I'm turning up the music and getting down. Oh, yeah. But wait, we are evil fucks ruining your life and laughing at you from another dimension? Well, yeah, I don't give a fuck. That's the sangria and loosen your pants. Ooh, la la. Stop it. Stop enjoying yourself. We demand you hope about in misery and try and foment revolution, giving us an excuse to for more draconian laws and in your liberty.

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There's always some fuckers trying to rule the world. You and your Nazi fucking corporate friends are just the latest in a long line of evil fuckers fucking the people over for a buck. Remember the Aztecs so now we're we're just going to rip your heart out to appease the sun. God's honest, al Qaeda will blot out the sun if we don't rip your bleeding heart from your still living buddy, President Bush chairman who in the queen of fucking England are just a days evil fucks nothing special. not unique, not even bad by Egyptians slaughter the slave standards. So remember, nothing pisses the evil fascist regime off the rules over US Open an iron fist more than singing, dancing and smiling as you wait neck deep through their shit. And if you are gonna have a revolution, you better be singing and dancing at it or I'm not coming. In a related story. The BBC today played down their part in the 911 terror movie production. After a video footage turned up with them announcing the collapse of building seven before it actually happened. In an amazing comedy double act, the London studio and New York reporter rabbit on for 20 minutes about the collapse of a building which can clearly be seen in the window behind the reporter and a refreshing burst of honesty. A spokesperson for the BBC didn't say Shut the fuck up and get back to work. You will landless peasant fucks you've accepted a life of rule by the Queen in the hive. So make like the workers or will raise interest rates and cancel the standards. Now piss off and don't forget to pay your license fee. Business News your exploitation will continue until you die. Thanks. And now the weather the planets but it's getting worse and it's your fault. Have a nice weekend.


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