borrow money to buy useless shit and save our fake economy say the World Bank's Valley climate conference a waste of time says extinct species and dead forests. Algerian bombers have links to al Qaeda or the CIA or Mossad or Walt Disney. In the UK Gordon Brown signs EU treaty and police moan about wages of fascism Hello excess like Forbes. Welcome to the fucking news. I'm smartly dressed. Here are tonight's headlines, up to 110 billion in loans will be made available to the world money markets by central banks including the Bank of England and the US Federal Reserve to ease the credit crunch in interbank lending. Central banks are worried that the banks have trouble getting credit. They will raise rates for customers to bring in spending amongst indebted populations their words not mine to a standstill. We asked Tom economist and member of one of the world's wealthy banking families to explain the cash injection. In an exclusive interview with the fucking news he did not say using you will have to borrow money off us and buy the crap made in factories we lent money to build or were fucked. We must encourage more debt and therefore more spending before the snake eating its tail gets to the head. Imagine if you will a group of casinos for gamblers our business is to ensure a supply of worthless plastic chips to these poor saps so they can continue losing their lives to us. If the landless peasants I mean, customers of the casinos have no plastic chips they can't lose and oh they're like to the mall. I mean make money for the casino. In a way they only exist because we need losers I mean consumers to play the game. Otherwise, we might as well kill you all. A non existent spokesperson for an organization that doesn't exist said this in response to the bankers cash injection. Don't waste your time worrying about the future and how things might go badly wrong there. You are already economic slaves in Earth PLC. Wake up and smell the tyranny. Your pockets are full of paper and your minds are full of lies. The shit hit the fan a long time ago for most of you and you're still worrying about interest rates, fuck off back to work and be afraid of economic uncertainty and immigration. In a totally related story, eu ministers are threatening to boycott the US led climate summit next month over the Bush administration's opposition to phone cuts in greenhouse gas emissions. The row comes during the penultimate day of UN climate talks in Bali, where progress on outstanding issues is slow. What's a crock of bullshit? What a giant smokescreen of lies and corporate propaganda greenhouse emissions are what about deforestation, consumerism, materialism, deep use no radical Don't you know we can change? We can fix the problem and still go on destroying the world. Do you know we just have to do it slowly? Didn't you know that the could? Well according to 400 biologists from all over the world, we're currently in a human caused mass extinction known as the Holocene extinction event. In a survey conducted by New York's American Museum of Natural History, 70% of them believed that 20% of all living populations will be extinct within 30 years. Biologist EO Wilson estimates in 2002, at current rates of human destruction of the biosphere continue, one half of all species of life on earth will be extinct in 100 years, that's something to look forward to. More significantly, the rate of species extinction at present is estimated at 100 to 1000 times black ground or average extinction rates in the evolutionary timescale on the planet. This current rate of extinction is lost 10 to 100 times greater than any of the prior mass extinction events in the history of planet Earth. If you think any of that information was part of the valley conference on climate fucking I mean change send a stamped addressed envelope to I believe recycling my pizza boxes will save the Earth at how could we continue to fuck the planet over for a buck so the super rich have more money. in Algiers two bombs on Tuesday killed at least 11 un employees it appears un offices were deliberately targeted. Islamist group the Salafist group for preaching and combat claimed responsibility for the attack and rebranded itself as Al Qaeda in the land of the Islamic Maghreb. This training video shows radical Muslim extremists ability to march jump and climb over things skills, which were no doubt put to use in this latest deadly attack. The UN in Algeria did not make this statement after the bombings, the CIA have never blown things up or given money to people just to blow things up in order to create tensions exploit divisions further their own political ends or just playing kill people. That's never happened. You Mossad has no interest in portraying Muslims as violent killers and anti Western terrorists. The intelligence agencies of America and Israel would never dream of inventing acts of terror or perpetrating them to ensure they get a bigger budget or more control over national insecurity. This is very likely that all sophisticated terror cells are organized and coordinated by crazy religious fanatics living in a dusty cave somewhere. Armed with a couple of walkie talkies, a laptop and a mobile phone. The billion dollar budgets of Mossad and the CIA cannot hope to compete with these wildly skillful opponents and their unlimited supply of head scarves and rusty Kalashnikovs. In the UK Gordon Brown flies off to Lisbon to sign the latest in a long line of European treaties without voters having any say at all. Before leaving he did not say if we let people are saying important decisions like this business wouldn't get such a good deal. No fuck off and pay your debts while I sell your down the river drop mine Shep loser Kratz with suicide. In a totally unrelated story. Police in Britain are unhappy about the recent wage settlement. A spokesperson for the Police Federation did not say, boy, if the government want us to be the fascist arm of a police state. They're asked to give us more money to carry out their thuggish tax extracting slave whip in orders, or we'll sort them out. Now. I mean, in Scotland controversy rages over Donald Trump's American millionaires plans to build a luxury golf development on a stretch of unspoiled Scottish coastline. This first application having been rejected the Scottish Parliament is now considering a revised plan. Minister for inward investment did not say fuck off, Donald, we don't want your millions of dollars of investment and backhanders or our luxury home on the edge of the golf course if we help you Oh, Wayne Coyne. And now the weather good planet spot. It's your fault, and it's getting worse. But who gives a fuck


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