with bigger government lies to swallow than ever before, it's going to be a busy day down at the brain warehouse. Most young people are stupid enough to believe anything after the crappy state education they had people like Gavin not got a fucking clue junior sales assistant there's been a big delivery of the latest model of replacement brakes. Gavin needs to unpack them and prepare them with the latest acceptable thoughts with a little help from sales manager Steve complicit Nazi fucker. So this is the thinking Free X 50 Yeah, is completely free of independent thought or even mild supposition about they all need check for ideas and put on the shelf. Thank you for choosing the thinking Free X 50 of breakthrough in compliance. Oh, Vine existence. Now these books sell themselves. It's 937 and the first customers have started to arrive. Well, you've been thinking that a defiance nonconforming a bit of anti capitalism. Well, I'm not sure if the war on terror is true. Well, you're the first protester of the morning, which means I can offer you a special deal. And new protests stop I could be what you're looking for. Now the old model bit old but bit slow. You might have been in here half an hour late. Are you complaining about being a landless peasant fucker? Not with this one. Install this and you'll never protest again. You've had doubts about foreign policy before revenue? Well, just a little. Not with this. You'll never complain again because of its new early noncompliance warning chip. If you don't come out the box, we can help you sir. I don't want to come out of the box. I don't want a new brain. I think you're lying about that clause in the mortgage governs customers suffering from paranoia. When he's not the only one. After your government's lied so often about so many things. It's hard to know what the truth is anymore.

Oh, yeah, little left off the brain there. Ultimately. What we're after is a large, barely educated population that can accept the cruelty, exploitation and hypocrisy of economic slavery whilst remaining productive and motivated. Of course, we don't want them motivated to do or think things that surveillance of the population is vital to maintain control to spot early signs of dissent. So the brain warehouse conducts vigorous telesales. Yeah, Darren, we've dissected Yeah, Darren, we've detected some independent thought at your house. So we'd like to come round to give you a new brain. But how did we detect it? Well, we listened to your phone calls, record your emails and check your online activity. All perfectly legal, so so don't deny your thinking we know you are. Steve complicit. nutsy fucker has been top salesman for the last three months. Yeah.

3999 So you're looking at no more doubts about the war on terror? No more moral questions about bombing children in the name of international peace. Just so talk compliance and acceptance. Look, I'll even throw in a list of exemptions to human rights legislation showing our legal is to fuck people over for a buck and kill them with smart bombs. Cool and avid?

There well, then there's the ones who think the world is owned by a small group of evil bankers, who now control the intelligence agencies of the world's biggest countries. Give them a pair of these blinker specs. If they can't see it. They don't worry a bad artist wants to sell to artist wants to sell to are convinced that the problem that they experience are because of reality and not what's going on in their head. Yeah, they're the tough ones.


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