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The US missile destroys piece in space I mean broken space satellites spying on everyone protects us from you say evil planets owners in the UK mi six evidence and Diana inquest our secret killers didn't kill anyone. Hello well informed don't beat Welcome to the fucking news. I'm defining gravity. Here are tonight's headlines the US has successfully struck a disabled spy satellite with a missile fired from a warship and waters west of Hawaii. officials did not say we're worried it's hydrazine fuel could harm something or other we're not sure why. But I can assure you that developing an ability to destroy satellites in space has got nothing to do with the Chinese blowing one up last year, nothing at all. I were only interested in developing satellite destroying technologies to keep Earth safe from deadly toxic stuff that we make and put in space. We must not allow this deadly toxic stuff that we make and look into space to burn up in reentry like hundreds of other satellites already have done. The controversial operation has been criticized by China and Russia, who called on the US to provide more information about the mission. Russia suspects the operation was a cover up to test anti satellite technology under the US missile defense program. And a spokesperson for the Chinese military did not say ha ha to develop your own satellite missile system. Ours wouldn't be better. We will be victorious in the forthcoming arms race and economic war for your country is already weakened by death and decadence. Or let us join forces persuading the people have to waste their lives and our planet's resources in an arms race to develop pointless killing machines. This will distract both our populations from their economic slavery and the destruction of our environment, leading to greater profits for all haram. Ha ha. That is not yet known how successful the operation was. The missile needed to pierce three satellites fuel tank containing more than 450 kilograms of toxic hydrazine, which would otherwise be expected to burn up harmlessly on reentry, the Pentagon. The Pentagon says confirmation the fuel tank had been hit should be available within 24 hours. If the tank was to land in tanks, it could leak nothing at all but over a very small area not harming anything really. And lead to people suspecting the government were lying, war mongering fuckers less on that story later. Surveillance of everyone on Earth is increasing as technology makes it easier. The Stasi, the KGB and the Gestapo couldn't have dreamed of such a complete and wide ranging power to monitor entire populations. Phone companies internet service providers have to keep records of old text messages, phone calls, emails IP address websites visited and instant messaging services collectively known as traffic data, the information is retained so as to know who you are calling or emailing. When you are chatting, which websites you are visiting the sorts of thing that most of us would consider private and expect to be confidential. Most of this data is routinely retained for six months in Europe once the European Directive on data retention is national law, it could be for two years. Meanwhile, on the other side of the fence, people's ability to know things is routinely curtailed. Your use of cameras is restricted access to government documents denied dissent discouraged. And in a recent case in the US a controversial website that allows whistleblowers to anonymously post government and corporate documents has been taken offline. wikileaks.org, as it is known was cut off from the internet following a California and court ruling. The site says the case was bought by a Swiss bank after several 100 documents were posted about its offshore activities, revealing allegations of money laundering and tax evasion. But we don't need to know about that. Or the religious institutions that bugger their flock or our police that are in league with criminals or the banking institutions that rip us off all the military that plan to lock us up if we get out of hand. So go back to sleep, watch TV and buy some shit you don't need. Do nothing and you'll be okay. But if you start rocking the boat, we know who you are. We know who you know, we know where you live and we're watching you so behavior will send the boys right. Of course, none of that will be necessary because other than becoming very well informed about our oppression and slavery. Nobody's doing anything about it. Even the radical among us our content just to know it's happening. I must say it certainly gives me a sense of smug self satisfaction to know I'm a landless peasants slave in a global economic tyranny ruled over by elites who commit mass murder, mass brainwashing fake terror a global oligarchy of evil fascists who control us all selecting our leaders keeping us in fear for our lives, mortgages and national security, propagating fear, media manipulation, nationalism, fake religion, and watching over us all with the biggest surveillance machinery ever assembled on Earth. Yes, I'm so fucking clever. And if you want, you can become well informed as well. Then we can all sit back but smug looks on our face while applying. It's great for the benefit of a few and we live lives of slavery. Aha rank fix slower, slower, less on that story later. In the UK. Mi six chief Sir Richard Dearlove told the Diana inquest yesterday that claims by alpha the agency had murdered the couple on the orders of the Duke of Edinburgh were utterly ridiculous going on not to say the Duke of Edinburgh couldn't tie his shoelaces with iCal, he can barely make a gin and tonic. In relation to claims at my organization of secret killers were involved in Dodie and Diana's death. I'd like to point out that highly trained covert operatives with contacts in all the major Western intelligence agencies, well practiced in the office of murder, deception and sabotage are just the kind of people who could have killed I have voted. But I'm here as head of such an organization to say we definitely could have been I mean, couldn't have done that. The taxpayers of the UK are wasting their money funding us and all we do is sit about waiting for the CIA and Mossad to tell us what's happening in the Middle East. Honestly, give us some more money and shut the fuck off. Then a totally related story. Home owners reacted with fury today after British Gas revealed a five fold increase in profits. The 571 million or $1 billion windfall not from 95 million last year comes after it stung to 13 million consumers that serves with a 15% increase in bills. consumer organizations in the UK didn't say let's just keep paying our bills and shut the fuck up. No need to rock boat. Wondering how we ended up paying through the nose for something we all need to a bunch of private companies owned by a few wealth and banking families will all gladly make the water companies rich as well like paying lots of money for something vital to our survival. No need for the government to provide that. After all, they need all of our tax money to wage a fake war and spy on us if that's okay with you, sir. Thanks and Mel the weather the planet spot. It's your fault and it's getting worse but just sit back and don't do anything about it. Everything will work out. Have a nice weekend.


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