in Palestine, Israel is the Martini killer. Anyone anytime, anywhere? FBI foil tunneled teraflops by closing down to a chatroom in the UK on seventh seventh anniversary, no minute's silence for dead Iraqi children. news around the world from vyD. I, I'm half baked. Here are tonight's headlines. In the Gaza Strip in Palestine, Israel is killing people, men, women and children in a seemingly endless slaughter of human beings. But they're not evil. No, no, no. And you'd be a fool or a communist to say so. No, Israel is simply defending itself from the evil former owners of the land they stole I'm sorry, that should be the land they bought perfectly legally from Britain in the 30s. How dare Palestinians attack them? You'd think they were a country with a legitimate right to wage war on another country that invades them, kills their people and has an official policy of torture in captured suspects. In the interests of fair and balanced news reporting, I think it's only fair that we portray the Palestinians as evil sand niggers intent on the destruction of Israel, the genocide of its people and world domination with its awesome arsenal of stones, petrol bombs and homemade intercontinental ballistic fireworks. Israel by contrast, only needs its nuclear weapons, Apache helicopters, tanks, planes, ships and 7 billion a year in subsidy from America to wipe out the Arabs. I mean, defend itself from the owners of the land and store. I mean, the sand niggers. I mean, the terrorists women and children killed in its recent airstrikes down with freedom. Long live military rule think slobber, slobber slobber? More on that story later. In America, the FBI has foiled a plot to destroy all the tunnels in New York and flood Manhattan. A very well paid FBI spokesperson didn't say we're worth every dollar we milked the American taxpayer for terrorists are all around us and could strike at any time. It's people like us in highly paid agencies spying on people as they go about their business that keep America safe from terrible tragedies like the one that hasn't happened today. And the one that won't happen tomorrow. The evil terrorist plot was discovered by an FBI agent as he was surfing the net for porn, I mean monitoring internet forums. As he did so he made a chilling discovery. I was on this forum called America sucks. Let's blow it up. When, to my surprise and horror, I found people saying terrible things about the area of the planet designated America by agreed upon international treaties. There are people there expressing themselves freely thinking things and using their imagination and not liking America. I was shocked and disgusted. These people appear to have no respect for America and what it stands for preemptive strikes based on false intelligence locking humans up without trail or rights, indifference to the suffering and death of innocent people. Then one of the craziest religious fanatics wrote this in the forum. Gee, wouldn't it be nice if we could blow up the tunnels in New York and flood Manhattan man that would show them I knew at one site stumbled onto a large well organized well funded al Qaeda cell planning a major global terrorist strike against the US with only moments to spare before somebody typed another dangerous thought the FBI contacted the forum's moderator and suspended the user's account indefinitely. In the UK, on the anniversary of seven seven, the media and cultural programmers have been going overboard to persuade us of the terrible tragedy that took place that day, when 52 people died as a result of rapidly expanding nitrate or on. There will be a compulsory 20 year silence about who made the bombs, where the bombs were made and who planned the bomb attack who is behind the convenient timing of an atrocity that blotted out all coverage of the end poverty, no campaign and the end of the g8 summit held in Scotland that week. People with questions about the movements of the bombers before the event should shut the fuck up and join the rest of the sheep blindly accepting the official statement that no one inquiry is needed. Remembrance ceremonies for the 40,000 Dead Iraqi women and children killed since the illegal invasion of the part of Earth designated as Iraq by internationally agreed treaties will not be held anytime soon. A spokesperson for dead British people didn't say Who gives a fuck about them, not me. Some humans are so much more important than others, you know, and let's face it, these Iraqi sand nigger terrorists are way down the list of people we should care about. So what if 50 of them get blown to fuck every week? I certainly don't care and I bet you don't either. In the sport,

football blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. The rest of your

life. Business more money for the 10% of people who've got everything from you the 90% of people who've got fuck off. And though the weather, the planet swapped, it's your fault, and it's getting worse. Oh, nice weekend.


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