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Un suspends pretend to giving a fuck as Gaza crisis worsens, Clinton Obama fights to be decided by money. super delegates. In the UK polls show Gordon Brown is still Prime Minister. Hello debt slaves. Welcome to the fucking news I'm under arrest. Here are the headlines tonight. The United Nations has said to suspend giving a fuck in the Gaza Strip within hours unless it receives fresh supplies of sticky plasters. Assistant Secretary General Angela King didn't say the distribution of food aid and the collection of rubbish will stop unless we're able to continue the charade of giving a toss about what happens to the inmates of the gas or concentration camp strip. There's really sanctions imposed in an attempt to force the Palestinian group commands to stop rocket fire have caused shortages, death, malnutrition, widespread suffering of innocent women and children. But Israel says Hamas is deliberately preventing fuel from being distributed by having the electoral mandate of its people winning free and fair elections and providing education and medical services for its people. More than 80% of Gaza's population rely on humanitarian assistance with UN Food Aid going to about 1.1 million people, a high proportion of them children, but who gives a fuck about them? They should know better than to live in a country that somebody's holy book says belongs to God's children. Where have they been for the last 2000 years? Boy Bay? You think nobody would told them about the promised land and that a resident of Gaza didn't give this exclusive interview to Fox News? Some people say Israel is a superpower. Some say even Israel is running the new world order through a network of Zionists its control of world financial systems and its powerful Jewish lobby in America. If that's the case, why don't they kill us all and get it over with a come on you sneezy? Extremist religious nutters if you're God's fucking children. What are you waiting for a miracle at the Red Sea two part class, aside from God. Maybe he could email you saying hey, this emails from God, honestly, it's okay to exterminate those filthy atoms. You are my children, and I give you their land. Remember, the promised land and how you had to kill all those people where it's just like that again, you know? Or maybe God could give us all the plague. Oh, the locusts would be good. Or the death of the firstborn of all. But you know, that isn't gonna happen. Because you're not God's children anymore than we are. You're just a bunch of heavily armed murderers spouting voodoo gibberish to excuse your killing, stealing and torture. You're no different to the Chinese, the British, the Romans or the Nazis. A spokesperson for the Israeli government did not tell the fucking news show. Don't tell anyone. But the Palestinians are helping us oppress our own people. See if it wasn't for them. We couldn't justify all the fascist security that military spending in the mumble voodoo about God. They're actually helping us. The best bit is you suckers believe that shit in Europe in America. You're almost as stupid as the filthy Arabs. You've done fucking Gaiam who knows? Maybe your next God bless Israel and the Palestinians for helping us oppress its people think slobber slobber slobber. More on that story later. Hillary Clinton buoyed by her win in the Pennsylvania primary piled pressure on the people of the Democratic Party who hold the key to her dripping White House feud with Barack Obama, the super delegates, at the end of the day, people have to decide who they think should get the money. Be the best president and who would be the better candidate against Senator maniac McCain. Clinton didn't say

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vote for me. I was my husband used to be president. He's the man who led the free world, but still had time to wiggle cigars around inside the vagina of his mistress who booked for me, the woman who wants the job her husband used to have

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Clinton's Pennsylvania victory unleashed an avalanche of fundraising to replenish her war chest, which is vastly overpowered by Obama's multimillion dollar financing operation. Clinton aides didn't say it's all about money. It's Americans God given right to elect the candidate that gets the most money for business interests. This ensures the continuation of government of the businesses, by the businesses for the businesses. God bless America and give us some more fucking money. Okay, In the UK, the chancellor has admitted it will take time to finalize compensation details for people who lost out when the 10 Pence income tax rate was scrapped. Going on not to say, I don't know why everybody's making such a fuss about this. I just gave 50 billion away to the robber barons in the banking industry, and nobody's getting any fucking compensation for that. And that's on top of the 45 billion I gave away to Northern Rock last month. Would anybody else like some of the taxpayers money to shore up their thieving, corrupt business empire? Because on the strength of the reaction so far, the British taxpayer is either too rich to camp or too stupid to understand, but either way, there's plenty more money for the piggy faces of rich corporations and the robbing bankers. Hey, how about another blank check for the nuclear industry? Ah, a couple of billion Do you the cost of the 10 Pence tax limit being abolished is nothing compared to these gobsmacking giveaways. The support package and it by Mr. Darling on Wednesday will be given to some people who've lost out because of the change in the tax level groups such as slave workers without children, and the nearly dead or dying will be compensated through the don't die. It's embarrassing as winter fuel allowance system, or the slave tax credits subsidizing your business and the minimum slave wage. Gordon Brown defended the Chancellor and the tax changes, not saying I'm very well off and saw all the MPs in Parliament are under civil sunlights are who will implement this change. So on our fundamental level, and taking into account the personal views of the very well off, quite simply, we don't give a fuck. However, if that seems a little hard to accept, and it might cause you to vote my ass out of office at the earliest possible opportunity, let me just say that the chancellor is doing a very good job of looking like he gives a fuck and we should all commend him for doing so under what are very difficult circumstances. All thanks. And now the weather all areas of habitable land on Earth are now privately owned, leading to slavery at birth for every human child on the planet, fake economy and pointless consumerism propped up by military force for the glory of existence being obscured by worthless materialism. Have a nice weekend.


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