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Bush takes peson hysteric first visit to Israel I mean talks peace in historic visit Clinton cries to victory in New Hampshire racism not affect her sake white folks in the UK next gen nuclear power given all clear by radioactive Newton people are low economic slaves. Welcome to the fucking news. I'm Arty Farty. Here are tonight's headlines. US President George Bush has said it's absolutely possible and necessary for Israel and the Palestinians to agree a peace deal. During his term in office. Mr. Bush is meeting Israeli and Palestinian leaders as part of efforts to push a US sponsored peace process. This his first trip to Israel and the West Bank since taking office in 2001. Is the first trip to Israel, you would think he would have visited sooner considering the amount of money American taxpayers give Israel nine years into his presidency. Maybe he just saw the bill. But the fuck between 1949 and 1998, United States of America gave Israel with a population of 5.8 million people more foreign aid than Sub Saharan Africa, all of the countries of Latin America and all of the countries of the Caribbean combined. In 1997, Israel received 3 billion from the foreign aid budget of at least 525 million from other US budgets and 2 billion in federal loan guarantees. The total of US grants and loan guarantees to Israel was 5.5 billion if you add aids Grants Loans plus other grants to Israel from the US federal budget since 1949. Israel has received a grand total of 84 point 8 billion, including the 10 billion in US government loan guarantees drawn today. If you calculate what the US has had to pay an interest to borrow this money to give to Israel. The cost of Israel to US taxpayers rises to 134 point 8 billion not adjusted for inflation. That's nearly 14,630 pounds for every one of 5.8 million Israelis by October the 31st 1997 cost to American taxpayers $23,241 per Israeli that's $116,000 for every Israeli family of five No wonder President Bush wants peace between Palestine and Israel. Here's why he didn't say at a press conference from Tel Aviv. Hello people of Israel.

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Here's some more money. I bought a suitcase full of it with me in case you eaten some candy. We'll be back with some more next month. Israel is our most powerful and trusted and most expensive ally. We wouldn't want to see you go short of anything. I have a few blank checks with me to underwrite the peace process. And I want you all to understand that we will pay any price to help keep your fascist religious voodoo mumbo jumbo state going, we will support your torture and murder of civilians heels just like ours, your ghettoization of an entire people, we will stand with you against the civilized world and manage UN resolutions against your country application for as long as it takes. However, for your own protection, the two state solution must be implemented as soon as possible. We must force build your nutty religious populations to accept our intervention to ensure my legacy of peace, peace between Israel and Palestine and for America, a piece of our app, a piece of Afghanistan and maybe even a piece of Iran.

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Totally related story. Iranian patrol boats came close to starting a major incident in the Strait of Hormuz, five Iranian speedboats harass three US Navy ships at the weekend, approaching them and re doing a threat to blow them up. US Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice

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didn't say

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our fleet of missile cruisers and destroyers with the air cover provided by two carrier task forces in the Gulf were placed in critical danger by these inflatable Denise our urge the taxpayers of America to fork over even more money to build our own fleet of rubber boats and ensure our national security. The action of these Iranian Revolutionary Guard boats close to the shores of hill country was very provocative. Our massive military presence in their backyard is not at all intimidating or aggressive. incident like this may force us to consider bombing beach towel handed sand monkeys back to the Stone Age like we didn't do to Iraq for 10 years before they suddenly became capable of building weapons of mass destruction and frightening world peace. I hope the international conspiracy didn't find that as hard to swallow as I did. But then I I have been swallowing a lot more since I started work for the Bush family.

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More on that story later, Hillary Clinton confiance pollsters in the New Hampshire primaries. America spiking two or three wars that we know of the economy is in meltdown with America, the most indebted nation on earth, the planet just simmering after 200 years of industrial rape. But what caused the biggest political stir in years nothing more than a few tears in the quivering lip of a woman who has been accused of having no emotions at all. Cynics may say she's as fake as the war on terror. But whatever the truth pollsters have come back with a controversial reason for the disparity in voting versus forecast wasn't racism. That's right. When the good white folks in New Hampshire get into the closet, they lose that libertarian progressive civil rights all men are people veneer, then become though wealthy, white middle class racist bucks, they always have been. In an interview with a non existent New Hampshire resident, an imaginary pollster was told,

Unknown Speaker  05:59
I know lots of black people television personalities, you know, I like foreign food. I draft the Japanese car. I even worked for some black and Hispanic people. So wants to ask me if I would vote for a black candidate. I said yes, absolutely. Because I would never dream of not voting for him, just because she's black. But when I got into the voting booth, mud lily white hand wafers. Then I thought that nepotistic elitist establishment crony, Hillary Clinton seems so much wider, I mean, more caring, since she cried on television. And her color, I mean, policy on Iraq seems so much more balanced. Plus, she's got experience of being quite I mean, in the White House.

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More on that story later, in the UK, UK a new generation of nuclear waste, I mean, power stations has been given formal backing by the government. Listen to Secretary John Hutton didn't tell MPs they would give a safe and affordable way of polluting the planet with radioactive waste for 1000s of years to come. Since the people of the future don't have a vote, and the money for cleaning up this shit doesn't come out of our budgets. I commend this insane energy policy to the British people. We need more affordable electricity for our iPods and shot window displays. Future generations of Earth can clean up our mess for us. If they're not all dead, or turned into three I would be zombies. In a related story, the cheapest car ever has been unveiled in India. Tata Motors nano costs only $2,500 and is expected to sell a million units in English growing economy, contributing to global warming and the destruction of Earth. Way to go. It's either just what we need that add value to whether the planet spot it's your fault, and it's getting worse. I'm RC 40 And I hope you have a nice fucking weekend.


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