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sinners still sending sinfully of doom sinful climates of sending sinners sexy soccer mom Palin dressed to kill I mean thrilled by repulsive party in the UK controversial plans to educate all slave children as young as five oh evil doers. Welcome to the fucking news. I'm above and beyond. Here are the headlines tonight. Humans are evil and must be punished mostly for not believing in God but also for just being human, and especially for enjoying and being aware of our own bodies and senses. So say the myriad morons savages barbarians and liars who claim to be spiritual leaders of humanity. In an odd some would say massively hypocritical, upside down world of absurd people and behavior. You can't see a nipple on YouTube. But we can kill women and children rake the planet and live for material possessions. Good going God, if you made us in your own image that would make you a seriously fucked up individual, a self hating, murdering tyrant, a violent, vengeful, misogynistic body fascist, a psychopath with a mean streak a mile wide and the emotional life of a two year old. Let's face it God, you're a nasty fucker. And if you were a person, you would be in a mental home bouncing off a padded cell shouting sinners, sinners, you're all sinners and must atone and be punished for your sins before me your god rant think slobber, slobber, slobber, water fucking deck. I'm not joking. This is the best humans can come up with a spiritual guidance, then the whole species deserves extinction and eradication from universe. We asked or don't know Noah's Monday, leader of the astronomers and one of the billion humans not currently infected with belief, through tell us what sin means, or is really from the point of view of a sane, rational student of the laws of physics, there is no such thing as sin. There is no good or bad. There are the laws of physics and what you like. That's it, what humans call morality is what they like, and what they don't like. At the moment, many humans like killing and pretending it's defending themselves, and like stealing and calling it the war on terror. Humans don't do good or bad. They just do things you either like them, or you don't like those things. I don't like dropping bombs on unarmed women and children. I don't like material possessions or wealth. I don't like exploitation and complicity in the suffering of others. But they ain't since they're not bad and I'm not good. It's what you like. Nothing more, nothing less space time. People do what they like. Some of them use God to justify it. Many religious people talk about what they believe. In the astronomers however, we don't believe we know. Belief. That's for morons. Ignorant savages, deluded, immature, empty headed barbarian idiots the prey of lying evil charlatans peddling mumbo jumbo good, bad sin, and of course your very own eternal afterlife of ice cream that encourages these people are so removed from life their own bodies offend them, the sight of nature's creations shaved their twisted stunted warped minds. Our goal in the astronomers is to save these people from a life of belief and bring them into the light to study. To know to understand, but not to believe. Sin is for believers, nature is for students spaced. In a related story. Sarah Palin has wardrobe since becoming VP candidate has cost the repulsive party $150,000. Apparently, just putting lipstick on the pig is not good enough. Our fashion correspondent lone wolf broke it down for us with these figures. Payments wardrobe cost $2,500 per day for every day of the last two months. That's a rate of $900,000 per year, or almost a million dollars a year. Even if she's just wearing this ship. What how is that even fucking possible? Perhaps she's wearing golden bras and platinum clad panties that would shave. Let's see how that might break down. That still leaves a hole in the budget. So what's the other 600 a day for Pampers for trick and depends for John. Well at $1 Each, that's 12.5 per hour for both of them under five minutes for each load of shit. Or in Panti battery operated remote control vibrators. No wonder she's always smiling on stage. Is that 150 grand considered income or tax deductible like Mr. To the business luncheon a spokesperson for the repulsive party has said that we always intended to give the clothes away to charity going on not to say by always we mean when the story broke and people started thinking what a decadent clothes for this dump sack of women voter bait is two and a half grand a day to cloak militantly ignorant Jesus or in a Halloween costume. Onward Christian materialist tours onward for Jesus bow in the UK controversial plans to make slave education compulsory for five year olds have provoked debate amongst the ruling elite, many of whom would like to see children's ignorance protected for as long as possible. Was that sex education for five year olds and innocence protected? Okay, so I'm gonna write the first time to me anyway, it seems many people consider sex sinful and therefore a good reason for not explaining biology, nature and the function of your own body. After all, we wouldn't want children to have the confidence and vocabulary to talk about being abused by their parents, priests, or Scoutmaster until they're much older and the scars are really deep. Some parents have voiced concerns that if their kids know about sex, they might want to do it, or at least watch mum and dad, which could be embarrassing or put you right off. The same parents seem not to be worried about the report on television and society, which points out that by the time the average child leaves elementary school, he or she will have witnessed at least 8000 murders and more than 100,000 other assorted acts of violence on television. Well, as long as there's no nudity. That's okay. Facts and valid weather settled area of religious intolerance and conflict driven by ignorance and savagery. Billions of barbarian believers as yet unconverted to the eternal road of infinite study with a good chance of mindless killing in the name of Gods before very long island ice weekend.


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