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Gold for China and America and new Olympic event of hypocrisy and murder silver for Georgia and President second really in election rigging and us as looking pentathol on wrongs for Gordon Brown turning himself with our assholes. I mean heroes in Afghanistan. Hello innocent bystanders. Welcome to the fucking us. I'm room temperature. Here are tonight's headlines. America and China came joint first in the new Olympic event of hypocrisy and murder, beating off Israel, the UK and Saudi Arabia for the top honor after a tough competition with so many non combatants killed, seriously injured, tortured, or just shipped off to Guantanamo for a little waterboarding. Here's President Bush making his victory speech just a little while ago. I'm proud to be standing here repressing mean representing my country, America has long been an advocate of hypocrisy and murder. Even when we created our country in 1776. We were talking about life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness while our economy thrived on slavery. Those were the days you read course. Now we have to pay the slaves, but it's pretty much the same thing without the whipping and raping your daughters. As I look around the stadium festooned with the logos of evil money grabbing complicit American corporations, who have come to this land of absolute tyranny, to make as much money as they can, as I look at them, I am filled with pride and large kickbacks from my corporate paymasters that we the country that spout so much rubbish about freedom. They've come here to take part in the most outrageous piece of fascist appeasement since the Nazi Olympics of 1936. So it's with great honor that I accept his gold medal on behalf of all Americans too stupid or blind to see the obvious hypocrisy of these games who he is. Thank you, God bless America and fuck your country, which is no doubt a stinking backwater shit. Oh, compared to ours. See? Hi. Oh, yeah, I mean, give me the money. President Bush they're talking shite as usual. The Chinese President Mr. Huge in power, or was equally vociferous in his celebration of the killer Olympics. Now I mean, the Olympics. Here he is speaking to the nation, you are all very happy at China's success in selling shit. Nobody needs to moron so don't need it. So as holes can be rich I as you are all in awe of China's vast army of economic slaves who work for a handful of race and still go home to praise the motherland. You are all inferior to the supreme nation of China whose strength and majesty you will one day worship and bow down to in the very near future. Yes, you will have all very short memories and will forget that we are the people who slaughtered 1000s of democracy protesters and imprisoned 1000s more. One day in the future when it is too late. You will say Ah, China turned out to be run by murdering Nazi, scumbag, ultra nationalist capitalist fuckers whose idea of a good time was digging up the planet and selling it to overfed Westerners too stupid to realize the true value of life on Ah, but by then it will be too late. And we will own Woolworths and Mark Ronald's wrong grave economic slavery and faceless corporate tyranny. I mean, no no records right Long live slavery and other stuff. Goodbye. Now back to work. Georgian President Mikhail Nicolosi, the SEC officially won the silver medal in the western US looking and election rigging pentathlon. After a close fight with Armenia. Russia was beaten into the bronze metal position after refusing to lick America's missile defenses. I'm sorry, like America's missile defenses. Although they did score big on election fraud with Putin's creation of the Prime Minister runs the country now I can't be president scab. Anyhow. Georgian presidential election was held in February 2008. Exit polls reported Sacher believes victory but Georgia opposition's criticized the exit polls, as did outside observers declaring they were biased and fraudulent. In favor of the former president. According to the Georgia and Central Electoral Commission, however, Sacher really was leading all the way with no need for a second round run off. Major protests occurred in the capital after the election results were announced and the opposition continues to declare the election was riddled with massive fraud. The OSC ease criticism of the GA and elections had no impact on the government and the irregularities and mass fraud have still not been investigated. Of course, now everybody's more worried about being killed in a fake or setting war of distraction. Ordered by Dick Cheney is To take everybody's mind off the Gulf, where the biggest naval Armada since the Second World War is massive to implement sanctions against Iran. Rumor has it the bombing of Iran will coincide with the closing ceremony of the Olympics. So while everybody's watching fake pre recorded fireworks on the idiot box, real explosions will be going off somewhere in Iran that'll teach them not to have their own sovereign nation. How dare they not do what we tell them? Kill the fuckers that's what I say what's right, and they got to do what they want. Who do they think they are? Right think Fox News, sound bites, slobber? slobber slobber in the UK? Well, not really. In Afghanistan. Actually, Gordon Brown has been visiting our brave boys and girls on route to the Olympics in Beijing. The prime minister told troops at Camp bastard. I mean, bestehen they were assholes. I mean, all the heroes of our country are going on not to say more heroin is now leaving Afghanistan than ever before. largely thanks to your efforts. Haha. Before we invaded, the Taliban had nearly wiped out, but now we're smack is flowing like a river right into our cities. Well, Diana, whose visit comes as three NATO troops and 10 French soldiers died in Taliban attacks. Mr. Brown said our deaths had been a tragedy. But the events of all it made us even more resolute to defeat the Afghani people. I mean, the forces of terrorism not adding you're all cannon fodder for the American oil pipeline being built here anyway, so line up and die like good boys and girls. I only wish I didn't have to come here and listen to the whinging of the wounded you fuckers. You're all signed up to die for the queen. So shut the fuck off and die for her. What did you think killing people from the lies of American corporation was going to be like some kind of fucking Joy right? Come on. Mr. Bryan also likened the achievements of the British forces to the UK Olympic medalists in Beijing not saying they do aren't helping prop up and legitimize a regime that people didn't choose. That exists only to help global corporations fuck the population over for a buck. Who Ross Yes, all of the athletes and all of our troops in Iraq and Afghanistan. You really are the assholes of our country. I mean, heroes, or or do I? I don't know. Thanks and mellow weather, endless streams of empty nauseating platitudes and political bullshit spewing out of the mouths of lying corrupt money Gibbs spraying over your face, dribbling down your chin and soaking into your sharp eye the nice we had


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