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American Dream bailed out by administrators preserving World Financial nightmare. Only a few innocent children killed by US war machine say evil murdering scum in the UK shoppings still popular despite emptiness of consumer lifestyle. Hello goods and chattel. Welcome to the fucking news. I'm selling short. Here are tonight's top stories. Shares in the American Dream plunged to an all time low earlier this week, prompting an extraordinary rescue by the imaginary reserve who pledged to settle the people of America with as much debt as it takes to prop up wealthy bankers and their fraudulent feeds economy after a year of credit crunchiness subprime shuffling and poverty adjustment for the masses. It seems the American dream is now a nightmare on Wall Street. Here's our financial correspondent Can't Buy Me Love can't what's happening and why should we give a fuck well selling. To understand the current crisis we have to look at the post war restructuring of world power the emerging globalization of financial services li complex interbank borrowing and lending practices, the enormous ly of consumerism and the massive greed of a few wealthy bankers who own us all with no trouble at all. Using the American dream was one of the world's biggest delusions ever, and it simply couldn't be allowed to fail, leaving billions of people with no fantasy of happiness, no fairy tale of existence with which to obscure the obvious emptiness of material life. So what does it mean for the average currently educated shoppings zombie? Well, in the short term, things will be tough. Many people may have to actually live within their means and not spend money they don't have on shit they don't need made by slaves and unelected tyranny, destroying our one and only home in the universe. So some rich fucker can have a bigger number in their heads as they enjoy their own corporate power delusion, possibly with some hookers dressed in that's the uniforms Oh, nine fewer. Your number is so big. Long term, we're all dead. And none of it matters anyway, but it seems likely that the markets will seek to rebuild the American dream and return to the delusion that our basic need in life for shelter should cost as much money as possible generate huge profits for the already rich ensure our compliance in a lifetime of debt and slavery to the system and underpin the corrupt global financial system based on private banks printing debt for the countries of poorly educated planet gobblers to pay back with interest for forever and happily fucking ever after. Oh, yeah. Many other nations and people have followed the American delusion, I mean dream and would be affected by its loss, so it simply had to be saved. The hope is that by bailing it out now, enough Americans will remain asleep, dreaming the dream to allow the creation of a much bigger and more profitable war to pull the faith economy back from the brink reduce the numbers of awake people and make bigger numbers appear in their heads of wealthy bankers. Back to you selling folks can't buy me Whoa there with a sober assessment of our future, propping up failed economic policies of wealthy elite who don't give a fuck about us. And just a footnote to the story. The national debt of America already the biggest in world history may actually double as a result of the phony Mae Freddie can't bailouts. And in the last year, the imaginary reserve has printed 600 billion in debt for Americans to save the failed rich people's business and is planning another 800 billion to continue. More on that story. Later. Controversy still rages over the number of entirely innocent women and children killed in the village of azizabad in Afghanistan by a US airstrike. The UN and Afghani government insists the figures around 60 completely dead unarmed innocent women and children and 30 Dead unarmed innocent men. Whereas the American military insists that only three or four utterly innocent women and children had their lives and as the military attacked militants suspected of not liking America very much. A spokesperson for the US Defense Department didn't make this wretched puke making statement justifying the killing of anyone they want. Oh, we receive totally unsubstantiated intelligence from some guy in the village next to as he's about, who told us that as he's a bag was full of ugly goat stealing Taliban terrorists who won't let me marry their daughter, I mean, won't stop fighting the coalition forces. He seems totally genuine and gave us detailed descriptions of brown people who don't like America's occupation and plan to train their children to hate America, herd goats and grow heroin. Given such vague and generalized information about possible errors activity in this far flung remote location. We had no choice but to spend four or five hours raining bums down on the evil women then children churning goat's milk in their mud Hawks. Our concern at all times is to protect innocent lives until we kill them. Only through eternal vigilance and the slaughter of anybody we're told this thinking bad things about us. Can we the American people, protect our strategic interests and maintain our image as Nazi murdering scum? who robbed see Kyle Gula UK shopping continues to be popular among brain dead ignorant morons. Despite the recent credit crunch and decline in the value of stocks and shares in spite of the pointlessness of material acquisition, ignorant of the suffering and exploitation of the peasants in China, India and wherever else we get our cheap shit from even with the near collapse of H Baltz. Banking Group and its rescue I mean takeover by the government. I mean Lloyd's shallow, vacuous empty consumerism continues to be the main leisure activity of many people, which is just as well since buying things props up the whole fake economy. And if we didn't buy things, the shops would close. Unemployment would soar poverty would mushroom social upheaval would follow the breakdown of society riots chaos, the collapse of the banking system, martial law revolution, dead and dying in the streets. The monarchy run out of town or killed in their beds, religious leader strung up, the government hunted down and beaten to death with rolled up copies of the anti terrorist act, the end of industry are returned to subsistence and living off the land, the survivors thrown together and huddled communities anyway. Don't let it happen. Shop for your lives spend for victory and die in debt banks. Now the weather, the future lives of millions of American taxpayers will be spent bailing out the failures and excesses of a few greedy banking families. Nationalism and fear will keep many of them from noticing others others will simply live in the debt and misery until an unnecessary war kills them all. Have a nice weekend.


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