I'm free to choose Welcome to tonight's fucking you the headlines tonight, the Iraq Study Group. As finally reported, at a press conference, chairman of the Iraq Study Group made the following recommendation, a phased withdrawal of the Iraqi people. Yes, things would be much better in Iraq, if only the people weren't there. If we could get rid of them, things would be much better. We recommend we reduce the number of casualties interact by reducing the number of people interact, you see if there's less people there that less people will die. That's a phased withdrawal. It's the way forward. The Iraq Study Group also mentions the great cost of the war, something which the American people may like to make themselves familiar with, because their children and their children's children will be paying off the cost of this war for years to come. $8 trillion in debt as a country and getting 2 billion a day further into debt. Do you know if I was in business with someone and they said, Hey, I've got a great idea for our interests. Let's go and kill some people over there who have not attacked us who do not really have any weapons of any significance at all. Let's go over there. We'll kill them. It'll cost trillions of dollars, and we'll make the people we're supposed to be looking after pay for it for years to come. Yeah, now it's almost like the leaders of that country would be in some way their enemies. The way forward. It's a new approach. What a load of fucking rubbish. The way forward is the way out. Get out of the country. Stay out of the country. What the fuck were you thinking? Uh, yeah. They had nothing to do with attacking us. The rest of the world couldn't find any weapons, but we're gonna go and kill them. Really? What the fuck were you thinking the people running your country are fucking idiots. Evil fucking Nazi bucks, running around the world killing people to make more money for their secret fucking corporations. That fucking evil corporate force, you're losing the war and you're $8 trillion in debt. Don't believe another fucking word from these people. They are evil Fox. In other news, Tony Blair in the UK has said of immigrants. We welcome immigrants. But it is their duty once they're here to integrate, you know, integrate into society. Once they get here. Immigrants really have a duty to integrate into society. So yeah, I can just see what that's gonna look like. No, I

am. I'm here from somewhere else in the world and I'm loving the smell of your greens procedures. Your queen is making me feel so much like working for you and contributing people to the hive. Yes.

What a lovely, soft, delicate fragrance the Queen's procedures has for me. Yes.

Here's Igor fresh from the eastern union.

Oh, I'm glad to be in your country now to work for pitiful wage to do job the rest of you people don't want to do yes, I'm glad to be in your country. Even though I have been here for a short time. I too. can smell something fragrant in the air. No majesty.

Do you know what we should be given all the people who arrive from the eastern union, the former Soviet bloc, if we want them to integrate into our society? Here's a kind of laga shave your head here's a season ticket for Chelsea they'll kick that fuck out if someone who supports arsenal for no other reason than you're a drunken violent frog Your Majesty integrate with this class written fucking secret aristocratic society. Fuck off. Integrate, they may bend over and take their Rhino skin scaly crawling up your anus. You fuckers. Thanks.

And now the weather. The planets fucked. It's your fault and it's getting worse. Have a nice weekend.


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