Glodok volunteers bolster campaigns are impeach Bush and Cheney. Palestinian state is a must for apartheid and ghettoization of Arab peoples as alerts, unelected dictator Musharraf removes uniform and hails Dawn of civilian tyranny in the UK Labour Party funding scandal completely legal say makers of the law Hello disposable masses. Welcome to the fucking news. I'm burning up here are tonight's headlines. The campaign's were impeached president Bush and Vice President Cheney gained new minds and today when 1000s of people volunteered to give either of them a blowjob. Many of you will remember the impeachment case against President Clinton revolved around his sexual relationship with Monica Lewinsky. A spokesperson for the campaign below jobs for Bush didn't give this exclusive interview to fucking news froze the bush Vice President Cheney are evil lying war mongering and that idiot fucks. But apparently that's not enough. It's not enough that they lied about weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, not enough that Cheney stood down our defenses on 911 or the bush set inactive and blank faced like a moron on methadone while we were under attack. It's not enough that we are now the most indebted country on Earth that our soldiers are killing innocents and dropping up vile murdering dictators all over the planet. None of that is enough. But if either of these low life lying evil scum were to be called getting a blowjob, then and only then could we rid ourselves of their corrupt misrule, our plan is quite simple. We need to discover what turns Bush and Cheney on then give it to them in spades infiltrate the White House with nubile young women or men. Whichever one doesn't drink. Our volunteers will throw themselves like suicide fuckers into this critical battle. Why we have offers from 1000s of Americans ready to engage in all and any forms of sexual congress if that's what it takes to get rid of these rotten maggots blow jobs are just the first line of attack. We have seen this masochists bomb bandits coeds, we even had a nun volunteer to take it up the ass and the great big hairy trucker who swears he's ready to go gay for his country. We are now appealing for any information about what turns push Jin Yan. Apart from apart from the obvious bombing women and children stealing oil and enslaving Americans in debt. The White House refused to comment on the campaign. But sources not close to the President didn't tell our reporter and Bush and Cheney can get as much as they want down at Guantanamo. You heard what I'm saying? But the fact is, they've already fucked every man, woman and child in America, Iraq, Afghanistan and Palestine. However, if you could get an Iranian to bend over in front of them, it's my understanding. They're both real horny at the thought of fucking now, in a totally related story, Prime Minister of Israel Ecoo Ehud Olmert returned from talks about talks about peace talks at Annapolis and reported to this country that failure to negotiate a two state solution with the Palestinians would spell the end of the State of Israel. He went further by saying, If the day comes when a two state solution collapses, and we face a South African style struggle for equal voting rights, as soon as that happens, the State of Israel is finished demographically, they outnumber us he implied. A spokesperson for the fascist state of Israel did not make this statement clarifying Mr. Almonds works, we need to get all the Arabs together in one place where they can be poor and marginalized without being able to blame us, or demand voting rights in our elections. Preferably they should all live in a place with no water on land that's unviable for agriculture. And then we can call all of these squalid over populated poverty stricken ghettos of human suffering, Palestine or concentrated camps. The Israeli people will live in all the nice places defending ourselves low groobie weapons we got from America and the Arabs can finally vote for any little they want, but not until we say so. The fact they elected Hamas and we don't like them was embarrassing for a bit. But most of the world's media is now ignoring that. And looking the other way why we bought her up fighter with lots of lovely US taxpayers money, long lived nationalism and the area of the planet designated as Israel by internationally agreed treaties. In Pakistan, President Pervez Musharraf has shocked the world and the people of his own land by taking off his uniform. There he stood naked in front of the high court he appointed and proclaimed, as you can see, there is no military dictatorship here. There is no need for America to stop giving me money and definitely no danger of radical Muslims taking over my country's vast nuclear arsenal. Oh, not now. I have taken off the uniform Are. You see I am no longer general unelected dictator of Pakistan, but simply Mr. unelected dictator of Pakistan. Soon, I will call elections not for the job of President of course, because I am the president. And that's all perfectly legal, but free and fair elections for the posts of Minister carrying out my orders, representatives of my wishes and underlings to my authority, but thank you very much. In the UK, Harriet Harman has told MPs she acted within both the letter and spirit of law. In the role of a property developers disguise donations Gordon Brown expressed his confidence in Mrs. Harmon with a statement to the press in which he didn't say, I don't use people fucking against rich people run this country. They give politicians the money to get elected, and then do what they want. How many single moms donated 5 million to our political party last year? None. That's how many and how many unemployed lose us let David Cameron use that private jet for jollies around the world. Block out all blacks how many? Did you all teach stupid pills this morning? What are you proposing should happen rich people just keep their money to themselves and never asked for preferential treatment. Don't make me laugh but the population of this country are just here to line the pockets of the very rich we tax you more than than them we give them more than you You pathetic mass of ineffective voters. Why do you think you're paying for water to private companies who make millions from something you need with no competition? Of how do you think it happened that you have to pay to live tax and profit are extracted from your very fucking breath then when you die? We get what's left if anything at all after you've paid for your care and some smelly sweaty geriatric hostel now. Shut the fuck up and boot us back in again. You landless peasant Fox haha. Thanks. And now the weather. Early youthful optimism replaced by cynical adulthood Ben years of exploitation followed by robbery and death. Thanks. Have a nice weekend.


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