news around the world from vyD AI. I'm pausing briefly, here are tonight's headlines. Nothing happens that you need to know about today. So just go to work, watch the sport and talk about celebrities tits. Iran threatens us with higher oil prices and empty rhetoric, Security Council disgust bombing them back to the Stone Age. In the UK, supermarkets or big shops selling things cheap civil servants paid vast sums of money to state the obvious. Too much child poverty says government children must get older quicker. Our top stories tonight, sources close to the evil fascist corporation that rules over us all with an iron fist said today. You don't have anything to worry about. And there is no need to protest about anything at all, at least of all that lies about 911 The fake war on terror, the assassination of Princess died or our hypocritical stance on human rights and nuclear weapons. This is the best and only way of doing things of course, and you would be a fool or a communist to think otherwise. The fact that 10% of the people or 90% of the stuff is just the way it is you and the rest of the landless peasants meat only concern yourselves with getting born growing up and dying in our wonderful it Deluxe harmonious and well thought out economy where we the people who own the planet, get you the landless peasants to work, pay your taxes and shut the fuck up. This is the glory of existence the pinnacle of evolution, and the best it's gonna get reports that we could all be kicking back looking after the trees and wondering about the nature of life are evil rumors put about by terrorists who don't want you to have high definition television and cheaper cars. More on that story later. In Tehran, Iran's Supreme Leader has vowed to resist any pressure and threat after an international panel agreed to put the issue of its nation's nuclear program before the UN Security Council. In Washington, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice didn't say Iran must not be allowed to go about its business like any other country, acquiring nuclear technology from America or Europe in exchange for access to cheap labor and fossil fuels. She warned that Iran is a risks to Israel's occupation and oppression of Palestine and other Middle Eastern countries America's taking over I mean, liberating. You can imagine Iran with a nuclear weapon and the threat they would pose to our exploitation I mean interests in the region. Rice said we may face no greater challenge from a single country than Iran and they will be the subject of a Security Council meeting. Ayatollah Ali Khamenei said pressure over the nuclear issue is just a smokescreen to distract people from the price of oil going on not to say Bush Rumsfeld and Jamie's refinery business make more from oil prices going up than we do. I wonder why they keep bombing countries that supply oil. In the UK supermarkets are big shops selling things cheap, say a bunch of civil servants paid by taxpayers to state the obvious. Supermarkets are ripping the people of Britain off a new report by the government watchdog doesn't see high street stores are disappearing, leading to a lack of choice and a virtual monopoly on food supplies for the whole country. The four largest stores, Tesco, Asda, Morrisons and Sainsbury didn't release this statement. We are legitimate businesses, we have a right to sell what we like and charge what we like. If we happen to make money by a phobia anti building plots in Britain and stuff anyone else opening a shop? That's just a rip off? I mean, good business. Like any business, our concern is making as much money as possible from the slaves. I mean, customers who have to, I mean, choose to use Irish shops. In a related story. 11 million humans are starving to death in Northern Africa. Sources for the United Nations Senate. Sure, we could stop this happening. But why bother? Nobody cares about these people. Not me and certainly not you. I'm going back to my civilized country where we can get all worked up about what happened to 6 million Jews 60 years ago, but we don't give a fuck about 11 million niggers dying in the desert today. After all, we're all right. And that's all that matters. The UN Water Development Report blames a lack of resources and environmental change for the problem. People dying in the desert says choke water. The government remember them. They're the supposedly socialist caring sharing people, not the island. All right, Jack. So we're all the rich people people. The government has missed its target for reducing child poverty in the UK, there are still nearly 4 million children living in poverty say figures released today. In response ministers from New Labour didn't say children need to grow up quicker. If only they weren't young for so long these figures would be much better. Nature is to blame for prolonging youth well beyond what is necessary, what we need as a way of making children older quicker, so the numbers look better for us. A spokesperson for campaigners against poverty hasn't said, Got any spare change, have missed the last bus home and can't afford the taxi. And now, the weather. There is a net loss of ice to the ocean from Greenland and the Antarctic ice sheets are studies. In one of the most comprehensive studies of its type. Satellite data was used to plot changes in the height of ice sheets between 1990 to 2002. Writing in The Journal of glaciology, a US team says 20 billion tons of water are added to the oceans each year. 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