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Afghanistan enjoys peace, freedom, democracy, child rape and second highest death rate on Earth piracy in Africa, America and China steal. Rescue many countries resources for economic abuse use Kim Jong Il reelected as fake nuclear bogeyman of North Korea and unanimous FOSS over UK g 20. Protesters death to be investigated, dismissed and swept under the carpet by the IPCC. How about this debt? landless peasant slave units are too slow. Here are the headlines. Tonight's post Taliban Afghanistan is finally reaping the benefits of seven years of war and occupation, with democracy and freedom in place thanks to America's invasion. Now, things are set to get even better, as new laws are proposed in training the right of men to rape their wives and marry children. The laws are being proposed by incumbent President Karzai and in the run up to the new election, then an imaginary statement to the world's press. He said, I think these laws movie very popular amongst the male voters, especially being able to manage children. Since our life expectancy is only 40 years. Starting Young is a good idea. I think we'd also like to thank America for reducing our infant mortality, which has been declining to about 135 per 1000 live births in 2006, down from an estimated 165,000 in 2001, making us only second in the world behind Liberia. With Iraq even better at number three, thank you so much. Our levels of illiteracy, poverty, malnutrition, good hygiene and our crippled healthcare system are among the Western world, contributing to high rates of death amongst infants and mothers during or soon after birth. Truly a great achievement and well worth trillions of dollars cure desperate and landless peasants have paid many Africans can now look forward to marrying a child fucking her whenever they want. And having most of our children die in birth or before the age of seven from preventable illness. Having the girls grow up illiterate sex slaves for a male population of religious extremists, who is right to oppress and dominate women is enshrined in law. The males can look forward to being raised by many evil mumbo jumbo voodoo nutters through the America. This great piracy in Africa is on the rise, with many countries having their natural and human resources hijacked by heavily armed superpowers. Criminals. The criminals pull up alongside country's leaders in high speed IMF loads armed with investment subsidies and large backhanders. If the leaders of the countries don't pull over and let them rule quietly in the background and siphon off their resources to corporate scum. The country is quickly blighted by rebels revolution and coos funded by mysterious international bankers, backers. The situation is no so bad. Some African countries are throwing their mineral resources overboard at the mere sight of American or Chinese diplomats in the hope that the pirates will lose interest if they have nothing. There have been calls for an international security force to go to Africa and simply take over, saving the banks the trouble of either lending the puppet lose any money. And in a related story, Kim Jong Il has been reelected as fake nuclear bogeyman of North Korea. international agencies were set to be satisfied that the election had been carried out in accordance with their policies on boogeyman, and that the West could continue to paint North Korea as a potential threat and Kim Jong Il as a mad desktop with his finger on an atomic trigger. recent missile tests and previous large explosions within Korea have a lot of governments a poorly educated economic slaves in the West to justify huge military spending and the creation of blankets of fear, smothering rational calls for Earth to be a peaceful nuclear free planet. More on that story later, over UK the death of a protester at the G 20. meeting in London. This to be investigated by the Toothless IPC have been swept under the carpet as soon as possible. A spokesperson for the Metropolitan Police didn't say we regret the cause of black hooded anarchists not committing vandalism and violent acts didn't give us any excuse to beat real anti capitalists to death in broad daylight. We would very much like to have been able to justify many more or acts of police brutality in the name of national security, so as to bolster the view amongst ordinary people that a fascist police state is all that stands between us and the end of the world. Sadly, it was not to be the death of Ian Tomlinson, an innocent newspaper Salah walking home from work, who had a heart attack minutes after being attacked by police should serve as a reminder to all of you that the police are here to stamp in your face and force you to obey. We look forward to the findings of the Independent Police Commission, the exoneration of our officers and their return to unaccountable fascist policing on behalf of the few bankers that run over you with no trouble at all vacuum. Then a related story the Bank of England has kept interest rates on hold that point 5%, then a widely expected move folding number of rate cuts. In recent months, the bank and the government are trying to sleep I mean, ease the economy out of recession, as well as keeping rates on hold. The bank's Monetary Policy Committee also voted to continue pretending the woodpile is worth anything at all. And that entire populations being in debt to banks, was the best way for banks to ensure that entire populations were in debt to banks. Here's the leader of the Monetary Policy Committee, sir, I have a lot of gold to explain the situation. There's only one way for us to own your assets, I mean, protect our assets, and that is by deception, investments, and enormous lies, loans to banks, who borrowed too much in the first place. Now this may seem slightly confusing to some of you that the solution to too much debt is more debt, printing money to lend to banks who borrowed too much and last but I can assure you, you are too stupid to understand what's really happening and I'm not going to explain now fuck off back to work and pay your taxes or set the police on you. Okay, thanks, Bill, the weather, peace, freedom, democracy and child rape drug Gaston and all supported by our brave boys who rock with a tiny decrease in infant mortality for the weekend. Police brutality, fascism and depression sitting in over the UK with massive debt and endless taxes for peasants all over the world until the printing presses run out of troops. Have a nice weekend.


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