Fake economy mindfuck continues with record profits and massive losses. Fake War on Terror a conviction for fake terror acts that never took place. Global warming protests that he drew failed to stop mass extinctions on Earth. Welcome to the fucking news. I'm freshly baked. Here are the headlines tonight news organizations of the world peddled the fake drama of the big economy this week. As a small number of banking families extracted billions of dollars of wealth from the world stock markets that properly educated landless peasant flux, the birth, gasped in horror as they were programmed by the complicit fascist media to believe something terrible was wrong with the economy. Something awful that nobody could stop that nobody was responsible for. And definitely nobody was profiting from by laying off their bets 10 years ago whilst over lending money so they could repossess your property. I know. Nobody was doing that. Like cheap show ground hustler with three shells in a pee suckers and marks were fleeced of their wealth, with sleight of hand and primitive trickery. Hey, did you think your money was safe in real estate? Oh, sorry. You lose. Let's have another shot. Maybe it's under the hedge fund be built up, you lose again. marvel at the bear faced lies and deceit as queueing analysts sneak in hushed tones of possible damage to the long term economy and the impending devaluation of pensions and savings while simultaneously Exxon post record quarterly profits of 10 billion. Oh, yeah, the fake economy is in real danger. Oh, no. What will we do? Oh, Mercy savers giant corporations all over Earth, propped up by a few wealthy banking families who are swimming and cashing profits. We are getting deeper and deeper into debt, insuring our slavery for years to come out now. It's an economic disaster, isn't it? A spokesperson for one of the wealthy banking families involved in fucking the world over for a book didn't give this exclusive interview to the fucking news. No children. I'm here to tell you how to give me your money. I mean, invest in the stock market. First of all, place your bets. I mean, buy some shares, at which point we'll take a cut. I mean, charge a fee, then sit back and wait for your money to grow or shrink. Either way, when you cash in your chips, I mean, sell or exchange your shares. We'll take a cut. When you buy we take your money. It's called Moon market. And when you sell and we take your money, it's called a bear market. Either way, an evil animal that begins with B and rhymes with wine cup will be taking your money. Yes, the economy is in a bad way, especially in America, where the tax peasants of that land can only afford to give their ally Israel 30 billion in military assistance in a deal announced this week. You might have thought that was Israel buying 30 billion in arms but no, the US is just going to give them the money and a bunch of other evil regime use money for guns. The Bush administration said last month it is offering weapons and aids to other countries in the region, including 20 billion for Saudi Arabia 13 billion for Egypt and 20 billion to be shared between Qatar Bahrain, Oman and the United Arab Emirates. Now that is what I call helping the Middle East peace process. In the imaginary United States of America. The war on imaginary terror claimed a victory over the fake terrorists it pretends to fight across the world as a US citizen josei Delia has been found guilty of plotting to kill people overseas and supporting terrorism to co defendants were also charged with conspiring to murder in Chechnya, Afghanistan, Bosnia, never Neverland, and somewhere over the rainbow Padilla was once suspected off but not charged with being the wrong man in the wrong face at the wrong time. Instead, they're all convicted of conspiracy to murder kidnap main conspiracy to provide material support for terrorism, and providing material support for terrorism and not having any friends in high places who could bail them out for these bogus fucking charges. The chief evidence presented against Delia was what the prosecution called flimsy circumstantial evidence cooked up while we were torturing a confession out of him. But Delia and others will be sentenced after their appeal is dismissed I Japan. Totally related story next time you're at the airport the behavior detection officers may be watching you and your body language. Specially trained security personnel are watching body language and facial cues of air passengers for signs of bad intentions. They're called behavior detection officers. At the heart of the new screening system is a theory that when people need to be arrested and detained, you have to have some kind of reason or the public will catch on. They live in a Nazi police state where anyone could disappear. Now officers will simply say we didn't like the look of them, so we killed them, I mean detained them. In the UK the climate change protests at Heathrow Airport had been infiltrated by troublemakers who are quite happy to claim climate change is a distraction from more important environmental issues. The protesters that Heathrow wants its planned expansion halted because they say it will contribute to climate change. And as we know from government funded scientific fiction, I mean research, Earth's climate must not be allowed to change ever, no matter what causes it. Do you hear? Commander Joe Kane from the Metropolitan Police said that mood at the camp has worsened since the troublemakers turned up, and about 1008 of 1800 officers are to be deployed on Sunday and Monday to ensure that protesters stay on message talking shite about carbon footprints and greenhouse gases, while over 50 unique species go extinct every day as a result of deforestation and overfishing. protest of say the first few days will be taken up with workshops on issues ranging from high to the middle class into peer concerns while really missing the point to practical training on how to take yourself seriously while ignoring greater issues in favor of bogus irrelevant shyt air travel makes up three to 6% of global emissions of all kinds, energy and industry accounted for 60% and cars about 20 So what the fuck are you doing at the airport? Go home and buy a windmill and shut the fuck up about climate change. If you want to save the world, go to the Amazon and change yourself to a tree or get in a boat and stop some overfishing for fuck sick you poorly educated ineffective protesters Thanks. And now the weather. The planet spot total war is on its way it's your fault and it's getting worse. Tune in next week to see if doing nothing about it help


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