g8 leaders laughed in your face and Spit on Your Grave ah dead killing of global warming to continue. Paris Hilton more important than the fake war on terror better looking with balanced slavery and 911 lives in the UK Bribery and corruption necessary for national security Britain must army evil so the dictators or else I welcome to the fucking news I'm brain dead. Here are the headlines tonight. g8 leaders meeting in Germany have reached historic agreements on climate change and AIDS in Africa. Leaders of the richest slave prisons on Earth. I'm sorry, I mean, labor camps, tax franchises, I mean, areas of the planet designated as separate entities by abstract borders, agreed upon by international treaty after wars funded by the same fucking bankers. Yes, your leaders have all agreed to continue lying to you, ripping you off exploiting the glory of your existence for profits and kill you if possible in illegal wars that make billions for arms dealers and the bankers who stopped them. It's a truly historic day. On climate change, the imaginary president of the imaginary United States of America did not say we will still give serious consideration he on to how we can screw more money out of the poorly educated slaves we control. Green taxes offer us the ideal tax raising excuse as long as we keep the masses stupid and ill informed while hundreds of unique species go extinct every week because of deforestation. We need to talk a little bit shake about sea levels, co2 gases and carbon trading. I propose we make the slaves recycle their pizza boxes and coke bottles while we rate the planet and mindfuck the population. President Bush was unwell. On the final day of the summit a spokesperson didn't say the imaginary President couldn't stomach the pretense of care needed today. He couldn't give a fuck about the landless peasants dying from invented AIDS virus. about paying 60 billion for overpriced copyright medicines to evil soulless money grabbing pharmaceutical corporations is the right thing to do. Let us never tolerate outrageous theories that these medicines could be made for next to nothing. And millions of humans live saved if only we really cared. The Tony Blair said I agree with George going on not to say it's a shame. I won't be around much longer to lick his ass and kisses but it tastes so good. Yes. Come on everybody. Let's kiss the butt of the leader with the most poorly educated sleds under his control, not to Putin. Not yet. So put your missiles away. Okay. You know, a rift between the imaginary presidents of Russia and America over the missile defense system to be installed in Poland was dealt with by agreeing to gang up on the rest of the world. President Putin had suggested that the two great non existent countries join forces to suppress freedom and independence around the world going on not to say let's not fight each other. Let's fight some other fuckos there is enough money in the world for both of us. Your missiles and our missiles together are pressing the world a bush What do you say? More on that story later. Paris Hilton is better looking to dead people more interesting than the torture of the innocent and more important than the lies about 911 that underpin the fake war on terror and the New World Order. Yes, the site of a young tall, leggy blonde can easily dissuade people from thinking about anything other than her shopping habits, choice of perfume and sexual partners since her arrest trial conviction and released from prison Paris Hilton has been more important than the war in Iraq more photograph than the support columns at Ground Zero cut through with thermite. Enough about that. news editors around the world have consistently run stories about Paris Hilton in their programs to satisfy viewers desire to see pretty things admitting to the fucking news that nobody wants to see dead Palestinian children murdered by Israeli airstrikes or the body bags of American troops blown up by other insane religious nutters in future unless you're a very shakable model or a celebrity or a sports story. We're not putting you on the news. It's our duty to our advertisers to make the news look good. So all you dead or dying and torture people in the world you can fuck off unless you're as good looking as Paris in the UK controversy continues to surround the arms deal between VA II and Saudi Arabia. A deal brokered by Prince Bandar Bin Sultan son of Crown Prince Sultan bin Abdul Aziz, Tony Blair called off a Serious Fraud Office investigation into the deal in 2006. After not claiming Britain must continue selling weapons to the evil unelected dictators around the world. It's, it's vital to our national set 42 jobs in Britain. These weapons are used to prop up non democratic royal dynasties that stowed women to death or adultery. Nevermind that were crusading across the Middle East, killing people and claiming it to spread peace and democracy. Our hypocrisy is well worth the dosh me. All the other shareholders in the killing machine will make from this deal. The prince negotiated a 40 billion pound arms deal between the UK and Saudi Arabia, but not in exchange for millions of pounds of bribes at all. And you would be a fool or a defendant in an expensive lawsuit if you were to say so. Especially if you went on to say the British government and the he bribed the prince to greenlight the arms deal and exchange a slush fund was set up in secret bank accounts for the greedy piggy sleight of Prince Bandar to bury his nose in whenever he wants it. pnbe deny any wrongdoing Prince Bandar categorically denied receiving any improper payments. Not saying all the payments were very proper, real money. I really spent it earnestly Baa Baa says it has acted lawfully at all times. Since bribery in relation to arms deals has only been illegal under UK law for 2001 onwards, and we make all our bribes long before that. So don't tolerate or believe any outrageous stories about the arms industry being a lying corrupt murderous business complicit in killing innocent people all over the world. A business that will stop at nothing to line the pockets of its benefactors, even propagating wars and other conflicts to fuel the sale of its pointless products. They wouldn't do that. What they yes never tolerate those lives or will kill you and dance on your grave. Thanks. Now the weather showers a bastards at the g8 summit MacLeod of drooly cameramen at Paris Hilton's home and the outlook for the arm Street. very profitable. Have a nice weekend.


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