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rescue package saves rich people from embarrassment and minor inconvenience real rulers of our three wheeled democracy justice sham says Caesar and jumps in the UK Sarah Brown and Sarah Palin to discuss debt children. Hello fleece be sure what I'm shuffling today. Here are the headlines tonight. In America, President Bush has made a national television address to the nation asking them to lower their IQ dumbed down their intellect, take some stupid pills and swallow when he comes baby. Oh, I mean back to the 700 billion rescue plan to bail out the US economy. In a relatively short speech, Bush laid out the case for the bailout and explain some of the causes that led to a few wealthy bankers ruling over us all laughing in our face, emptying our pockets and splitting on our graves. Here's President Bush shitting on the nation. I mean, speaking to the nation, my film I have accused terrible catastrophe occation may befall some very rich people in our great economy. Unless we act God now the credit crisis or credit crunch must not be allowed to embarrass or inconvenience any of the extremely wealthy people that I know. So, as we speak, members, both of our faith political parties are discussing the following measures that I have put forward. First of all, it is imperative that the markets regain confidence. So I propose we buy the worthless debts of the banks approved, so you have to pay it back instead of them fill Yeah. And oh, yeah, so as to maintain market stability in the years to come, the American people must become really stupid and much less intelligent even than they are now that this may be very difficult for some of you and I personally share your pain hurt. capitalist democracy is the best system ever devised by wealthy bankers to maintain control over you and the Earth's resources. And so by lowering your IQ, and continuing as it slaves, you are assured like taxation and super cheap. Oh, and then in closing, I would like to thank you for your Michaels compliance and sheep like behavior through these difficult times. In the days ahead, when things are much worse, and we may have to kill many of you. I'm sure you're pathetic pleading for mercy will be ignored as easily as your insignificant objections to this obvious fraud. Thank you and God bless the wealthy President Bush there and a rare glimpse of his financial advisors. There was some doubt whether the election debate on Friday between Barack Obama and John McCain would go ahead as both candidates became involved in talks about robbing the American people, perhaps a taste of things to come. After all, the democratic process should be suspended immediately, the fake economy or fake war or some rich people need to tinker with it. More on that story later. growing number of people have been asking the question who really rules the world? It seems obvious they say from a quick look at the supposedly drew of art superpowers that other hands and forces are at work, some have put it even stronger, claiming you must think we're really fucking stupid. If you expect us to believe our elected leaders have anything to do with real power or control events. giant corporations with unelected, unaccountable directors wield awesome power over billions of lives, spending enormous budgets on bribery, corruption and war that I mean, lobbying, investments and war. Now, after years of conjecture and whinging conspiracy theories, one of the real rulers of Earth has stepped forward to reveal themselves and talk about their work, breathing and drooling asleep population of buildings, ladies and gentlemen, zombie slaves of art that gives me great continued life in the absence of terrible torture to introduce to you Caesar Astor rocker child Dupont, the third with his special message of dominion of a plebiscite, I'll be brief, I represent a few wealthy banking families that rule over you all with very little effort. The reason for this is that we really are much more intelligent and better organized the great mass of humans. We don't rule you because we deserve to rule we just do, in contrast to the many opposing forces to elite rule, which are fractured, disparate, poorly funded and barely organized at all, I can't begin to tell you how contemptible and beneath us we think you all are. Perhaps, if you could imagine how you feel about ants or the dogshit you scrape off your feet, something like that, but probably less interesting. Most of the time, we like to be hidden behind the fraud of democracy. Yes, you can elect some heck Joe anybody into office for a few years. Someone who looks and sounds just like you, who are the educated who do believe In dummies, puppets were our network of vast wealth and power. This keeps you happy and US hidden but really it's us and our families who have all the gold, all the important land and all the big businesses. We control all the large countries, and we rule over you from our secret mansions. Okay, well, it's been nice talking to you. You can all go back to work now and pay the fake debt you owe to the fake economy and managed by your fake leaders. Veni, vidi Vici a Baffin Coolio taxi to Uber UK. Oh well, New York. Actually, Gordon Brown's wife Sarah has met vice presidential hopefuls Sarah Palin at a dinner promoting ignoring dead mothers and children in the developing countries. The UN estimates that a woman dies every minute of complications related to pregnancy and childbirth. More than 500,000 women a year almost all of these live and die in developing countries is un goes on not to say the socialite wives are prominent political and business figures need only stay away from developing countries to improve their chances of not knowing anything about these deaths. These figures are seldom paraded on their Western media and their own lifestyles and those of their vacuous, privileged friends meet never be altered or confronted with this great human loss. It may help to sell their conscience a little if they occasionally have a big meal with lots of other wealthy people write checks and go misty eyed that's a video of some poster child kicking the bucket, but it's not really necessary. Thanks. And now the weather bucket loads of cash to bail out dodgy business minefields of lies about the nature of life and how we live it with no chance of any change in the near future. Have a nice weekend.


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