Musharraf declare a state of emergency in Pakistan to prevent disaster of democracy taking hold Sarkozy and Bush kiss cuddle and get cozy now partners in taking the piss I mean talking peace in the UK woman poet convicted of terrible ism extremely bad spelling and poor grammar. Hello deaf, dumb and blind kids. Welcome to the fucking news. I'm fully operational. Iran tonight's headlines in Pakistan unelected military dictator general pervert was shattering America's most important ally in the war against terror as proclaimed a state of emergency and given himself sweeping new powers. Whereas before his nuclear arms country unopposed with an iron fist Washington descent and killing Andy who protested at will, under his new powers in the state of emergency, he will become master of the universe, divine God of all creation and supreme being above all others, Pakistan's constitution will be suspended, and General Musharraf I'm sorry, President general divine supreme ruler God of all peace be upon him. We'll be using his powers to hold back the tide, stop time and transmute base metals into gold. These powers it's claimed are necessary to fight the growing menace of newspapers and judges. Those well known terror organizations who have conducted a war against the president's rule for many years, their tactics have included improvised legal devices, suicide headlines, attacks on the infrastructure of tyranny and support for democracy as a key ally in the war against freedom. I mean error with sheriff's actions are viewed with consternation in the West. President Bush did not say this to Him in a frank telephone conversation. People are gonna get wrong idea if you claim to be a god perverse. Why? Why don't you go back to being a dictator for them, we can sell a wholesale bullshit lies about freedom and democracy to our poorly educated landless peasant fucks. You're making it hard on us all this books. With respect to President Bush, you and I both know if there was real freedom in Pakistan that people would elect the mass murderers in an instant. And our arsenal of nuclear weapons Thank you very much would be in the hands of crazy religious psychopaths intent on Armageddon and holy war. No offense, George is None taken friend. Well, of course, we don't want that to happen. That's why we paid that corrupt lying pro Western gal, Benazir Bhutto, to come back to your country, make it look like people had a real choice, you know, one feeding corrupt party or another just like America. Gordon Brown in the UK said of the events, because there's nothing like the appeasement of Hedmark. We are not just ignoring a fascist military rule of a vast country, because it suits us to do so far. All right. In a totally related story. US President George W. Bush, and French President Nicolas Sarkozy have said they will work jointly to bomb Iran, I mean, convinced Iran to give up its nuclear program. Mr. Sarkozy has been warmly received by the American political community during his first state visit since his election in May. Mr. Sarkozy did not say this at a speech to Congress this week. And oh, sleazy money obsessed corporate lackeys say hey, how are you? I hope we get out to be friends now that the war in Iraq turned out really badly for you. The French were probing right not to join you in some big fucking mess. You are in a suit that law Perhaps now you will consider changing his name obviously fries in your canteen from freedom fries to fucked up fries. Oh, he won't be baggy more or less seriously though, we have got to work together to defeat the menace of brown people now I mean Muslim existence and extremism. We will help you with the war on error around the world. In return you will come to our country on early day and by our champagne Wii U V. We must be firm with Iran and your nuclear ambitions. It is unacceptable for Iran at any point to have nuclear weapons that might stop America and Israel having total control of the entire Middle East who don't want that to happen. Just as oil prices are going up and may no say fantastic based on dead am on me. For me. dabbler, President Bush brushed aside past differences with France and didn't say their countries were working together to create conflicts around the world. French and American troops are helping destroy democracy in Afghanistan. Our two nations support the exploitation of people and the planet for our own benefit. In the EU Que Samina Malik has become the first poets and woman to be convicted of Airism under a new laws. Samina was born in Britain and grew up in the West London Borough of Soho. During her trial, prosecutors claimed Malik's poetry praised Osama bin Laden supported martyrdom and described gruesome subjects like beheading. In the interests of freedom of speech and to test the limits of taste and decency. We in the fucking newsroom have written our own poem, praising Osama bin Laden supporting martyrdom and describing gruesome subjects like beheading Osama bin Laden, at your airports were landed rendition flights through the night, you built them so well, we ship souls to hell, for torture to the limits of rights. You justify taking our freedoms, so you're great at least i Believing if you didn't exist and hadn't done stuff, we'd invent you just for that reason. And if there's a cause to be martyred for, say independence from the British in a war, like the first do to die for American Pie, South Carolina's Francis Salvatore, he was elected as delegates to the revolutionary provincial Congress to kill and be killed. They were quite willing, like al Qaeda killers, who heartless Saudi Arabia helps to fight terror by chopping the heads of its people in 2006 35 men and four women got chopped, but that doesn't mean that Saudis are evil, condemned, got drugs. Their eyes are blindfolded, hands and feet shackled. The prisoner is made to kneel facing Mecca, it's quite civilized. There's no rattle. The executioner raises the scimitar with a single swing the prisoners beheaded Blood gushes out from the crowd there's a shout in a country that we have befriended previously women were just shocked till the 90s known 40 have been decapitated, but we will decide who's good and who's bad and even which crimes are reported back sad now the weather economic decline massive debt RESOURCE WARS fascist states surveillance societies military rule elite banking families laughing in your face and spitting on your grave. Cashless microchipped slave people, billions die screaming while we watch TV and eat ice cream laced with behavior medicine. Have a nice weekend.


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