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Indian terror attacks not carried out by Mossad and the CIA to manipulate Indian Affairs Iraqi democracy not a pointless Ciaran brought up by American money and military might in the UK economic rescue package causes bankruptcies and job losses that prevents them. Hello zombie shoppers. Welcome to the funding news. I'd like to hear all the headlines tonight. India's Prime Minister Manmohan Singh hasn't vowed to take whatever measures are necessary to align India with Western powers in the forthcoming nuclear holocaust. In a televised address, Mr. Singh didn't say that government will ensure the total obedience, compliance and insecurity of our citizens with a knee jerk reaction of increased fascism, the rolling out of a police state the creation of more Homeland Security armies and more surveillance of everyone who described the attacks as well planned and well orchestrated, and intended to create a sense of panic, and adding that they had come with the single minded determination to manufacture consent for the shadowy puppet masters of Earth to employ us in their dastardly schemes. In an exclusive interview with fucking news, renegade agent, baby killer state executioner and amoral corporate sleazebag I kill for money, non existent mastermind of the NBA and CIA Mossad operation, explained the rationale and describe the mission as a great success. i Congratulations on your mission. Welcome to the fucking news. Banks. Tell us Ike ill for money. How do you begin putting something as complicated as this global false flag mindfuck together and what's behind your success? Well, it's easy. If you have a lot of money, and the combined resources and two of the world's biggest secret services. All you do is find some wacky extremists give them loads of money, some guns and wind them up for a bit, then you suggest a few targets. It's not rocket science. Really. It's not. We've been doing it for years. What do you think we do in the office all day photocopy our butts and throw darts at a picture of Osama bin Laden? Fuck, we are the world's most dangerous well funded secret services. We've gotten a billions of dollars to spend and carte blanche from our corporate ambassadors to spread lies and disinformation kill people topple governments destroy economies start wars and torture people to death and secret locations all over our we even make movies print books and run big businesses shit like this a piece of cake. Okay, many people will still want to know why it's necessary to involve India and ensure their allegiance. Are you kidding? This is the world's biggest fake democracy, an arms nuclear power and one of the biggest unregulated markets on Earth. Shit man in India, you can still sell kits cigarettes and buy a woman on the street. That's the ISR American Dream. Anyway, what you got to understand is there's going to be a war. It doesn't matter when what matters is who will not India. Look around. We like war. My boss likes war. War is good for business war allows us to control more people and make more laws restricting freedom and reducing the population. I don't want to get into all of that just now. But I think you'll understand once we get the ball rolling. Okay, listen up. I gotta go. Now Africa needs some more piracy and refugees. Nice talking with you line through the teeth. I kill for money. They're explaining how to manufacture consent and influence world events. In a totally unrelated story. Iraqi democracy is not a total sham and a flimsy front for American control of resources in the region. Because the Iraqi parliament voted to accept a deal on a future presidents have US troops in the country. Well, this decision means US troops could leave the Iraqi streets by the middle of next year and then leave Iraq entirely by the end of 2011. Except, of course for the 10s of 1000s of American and British mercenaries guarding everything from the government's toilets to oil wells and power stations. The agreement is the result of Americans telling Iraqis what's going to happen and the Iraqi sucking it up. The agreement has been fiercely opposed by some groups in the population, and hundreds of 1000s of people have taken part in protests against it. But who gives a fuck about the voice of the people in a fake democracy, where you almost certainly have to believe in mumbo jumbo Allah Cadabra to even get elected parliament speaker mood owl Masha Danny said an overwhelming majority of lawmakers were paid to agree to this. The Iraqi government has hailed the parliamentary session as the prelude to return of imaginary southern tree over the country and the eventual goal of proxy rule by foreign corporations coupled with a compliance Quisling administer stration run by mad religious extremists Nice. In the UK the pre budget statement from Alistair Darling and it was two days ago did not lead to more job losses and bankruptcies. Nor is it a package of pointless minor adjustments to poverty designed to let the government claim they're doing something whilst the market adjusts itself and the poorer gets it up the ass one more time. As a result of the Chancellor's back cuts and other tinkering, some things will be a few pence less and other things a few pence more. Gordon Brown didn't welcome the proposals as too little too late and as much use as Chocolat poker. The opposition called for more pies and tax cuts for rich people going on not to say Harrumph Yanbu like like the real rulers of Earth have cooled the measures irrelevant posturing in the face of us few wealthy bankers who control the world's economies, not adding that what's important is that people keep thinking that having a job is necessary that they need to be cared for by the state of the without jobs and shops, we will all die. We must never accept any view that doesn't promote shopping and working as the solution to our economic problems. Slaves. I mean, people with jobs and buying shit. I mean goods in the shops is what keeps the makeshift each economy going. We must pretend to like competition and the free market, but at the same time prevent any alternative currencies or money supplies being used except our fake one. We must talk about free markets. Let's impose sanctions and levy tariffs to suit ourselves. We must talk about peace and freedom but kill people and attack countries without justification. And we must pass more laws criminalizing more people for their behavior, tax evasion, political and, most importantly, drug use so that we can benefit from the biggest business illegal drugs. Why? If drugs were legal cook would cost less than sugar cannabis less than lettuce show don't tell anyone but all the money used to buy drugs ends up in a bank fuck you all for a buck and put it in my bank. Off banks and now the weather. Mossad and the CIA not photocopying their butts in the office. So a chance of Armageddon in your lifetime freedom and democracy sham settling over Iraq wells wealthy bankers laugh in your face and spit in your grave. Have a nice weekend.


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