brainwashed stupid buckos believed anything and are ready to kill for rich fascist puppet masters. American politicians renounced Darwinian evolution and the red mumbo jumbo voodoo magic in the UK since Gordon Brown's cabinet confess we smoked pot but didn't enjoy it. So that's okay. Hi, welcome to the fucking news. I'm not impressed. Here are tonight's headlines. The US faces a persistent and evolving terrorist threat from a strengthened al Qaeda that has recruited Pakistan and remains determined to launch another attack on American soil. The US national intelligence estimates on the terrorist threat to the US homeland over the next three years, warns al Qaeda will intensify its efforts to put terrorist operatives inside America and carry out high impact clocks. report puts America in a heightened threat environment and warns al Qaeda could exploit the Iraq War and use its battle hardened allies and contacts of its affiliate al Qaeda in Iraq to launch an attack on US soil. They must think we're fucking stupid brain dead on thinking zombie morons wish shit for brains. Let's see now that the world's greatest military superpower ever that spends more on war, sorry, defense. Defense spends more on defense than the next five countries put together a superpower that has room to the Earth from outer space with satellites to spy on and help attack anything that moves anywhere on Earth. A superpower that enjoys full spectrum dominance in any theater on any continent. They want us to believe they want us to believe that the biggest threat they face is from rag wearing black wearing cave dwellers armed with machine guns and walkie talkies. Yes, that's right. Be afraid, be very afraid of people living on the other side of the planet, dusty tyrants on their heads or be afraid of your own secret service. The most well funded criminal organization on Earth, whose own records released recently proved them to be involved in faking terror attacks, assassinating world leaders supporting democratic elections, selling drugs and hiring Nazi brain doctors to mind control anyone from the lone killer to an entire population. Yeah, that's so to be afraid of. That's if you like living in fear. That's if you like living in fear. Be afraid of them. Cuz they're at it right now. In an office near you plotting more fake terror, more assassination, more Nazi mind control. Hey, that's their job, right. So don't be surprised when some darkened nuclear bomb goes off downtown and al Qaeda get the blame. Having left a note at the scene saying we've done it. And Iran helped us honest. After all, Iran is run by suicidal assholes who can't wait to provoke America into a new kingdom into Al Azhar. That's right, isn't it? In America in the run up to presidential elections due to take place in 2008. Three of the Republican candidates at a recent primary debate were happy to admit they did not believe in Darwinian evolution, due to their biblically bind your beliefs. If any of these medieval believers in hocus pocus were to win the next election, the world's most technologically advanced nation with more Nobel Prize winners than any other nation. The people who took humans to the moon and launched the Hubble space telescope would be led by a person barely more advanced than a monkey. A person whose supernatural beliefs allow for the suspension of the laws of physics I am omnipotent, omniscient, being who as well as having created the universe and all life in it is personally responsible for everything that happens, listens to your prayers, and maybe answers them if you've been good. Being good, by the way mostly means believing and said God without question, therefore suspending any questions your innate intelligence might throw up. All of this, even though in the US freedom to practice religion or to have no religion at all is enshrined in the constitution. The National Pledge of Allegiance since the 1950s, has contained the phrase under God, and at the height of the anti communist era, the US banknotes were also changed to include the inscription in God we trust what Gods and whose God is, of course, to be decided by your rulers, you will worship it, believe in it and live under its heavenly gaze or else other than that you're free as you ever were. In the UK, a string of six cabinet ministers has ballooned up to smoking cannabis after Secretary Jackie Smith say she used the drug at Oxford in the 1980s in response to his cabinet That's confessions, Gordon Brown did not say what a bunch of pushes. I've been shooting up heroin, snorting coke or tripping on LSD ever since high school. These people obviously don't know how to have a good day. No wonder that country's in a mess. That makes me sick to hear that many of my colleagues have only a few puffs of dope when they were young. Because I know for a fact most of them are white those who drink booze every night to get an elephant passed on a rugby team singing, dancing and waving down underwear. Given the amount of muda violent crime was beating, vandalism and anti social behavior Hall posed by alcohol. I think it behooves the government to make the effort to get into more hardcore drugs for the good of the country. In a totally unrelated story, the police finally announced there will be no challenges in the cash for honor scandal. And according to the investigation, the poll honors have been granted for proper reasons, such as the rich person gave the Labour Party money or left the Labour Party money or raised a lot of money for the party, and the money was deposited the Labour Party's bank by cheque so no actual cash was involved. And, and everybody can go back to the sleazy, corrupt way the country has always been run by rich, sleazy corrupt people. Thanks. Now the wet clouds are fake terror will be sweeping over America later this year, giving rise to more violence in the name of national security and eventually a reduction in the human population of Earth by nuclear war. Thanks, have a nice weekend.


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