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i importantly worded it Here's tonight's fucking you. In the news this week, President Bush said on a visit to a man we met leaving Iraq until the job is done. What job is that? Exactly? I haven't finished plastering the bathroom. Maybe a nice patio in the garden or not leaving till the job is done. I'm still paper in the parlor. Yes the job will be done. They also said in Oman after we're finished the job we're gonna finish the job. They also going on not to say we will deliver the people of Iraq into peace and freedom. Deliver us into peace and freedom. Sounds like a religious that statement. Lord's deliver us into peace and freedom. Yay, not yay. Not into the anarchy chaos, Civil War, murdering suicide bombing exploding limbs scattered the streets deliver us from stable dictatorships like the one that under Sudan. The one under General sheriff in Pakistan deliver us from stable dictatorships like the Saudi Arabian and Kuwaiti royal family. But the Lord does live deliver us not deliver us nuts, to a world of sectarian violence of suicide bombers and Carboni carnage. And now a special rendition of the bush prayer. Our army who are in Iraq, hallowed be thy name, thy kingdom come, thy will be done until the job is done in Iran, as it is in Afghanistan, forever and ever. Amen. Yes, we're not leaving till the job is done and we have delivered you into peace and freedom. We're not leaving until the till the bathroom is replaced with a new Apple Car suite. And the job is done. We've delivered you into a world of sanitation. Also, in the news this week, Stephen Hawking said that mankind's future lies in the stars with the exploration of the cosmos and beyond. Good I can't fucking wait. The sooner we're destroying this planet for a good reason, the better. We should be building a giant golden spaceship with which to travel the stars and explore the universe, then at least the be a good reason for digging up the planet, destroying it, exploiting our children's lives to pay for the debt. We're going to have the useless consumer rubbish that we have. Yes, let's get those golden spaceships together. Steven, I'm with you all the way exploring the universe in peace, freedom and free from the economic slavery. No, currently, no plans exist to build a giant golden spaceship and explore the heavens instead of economic exploitation and slavery of the masses will continue simply to make a few more people a bit more money. The people who have oh yes, that's right. So Stephen Hawking bring on the golden spaceships with which to explore

the universe. Yeah. Thanks. And now the weather, the planet spots. It's your fault, and it's getting worse. Have a nice weekend.


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