Bush threatened to bomb Pakistan back to the Stone Age says Musharraf in Iraq on top UN experts says torture is worse than ever. In the UK Top soldier says the RAF are crap at killing people in Afghanistan. The news headlines from around the world I'm ignoring the obvious here are tonight's top stories. President Pervez Musharraf, the Big Friendly dictator of Pakistan says the Bush administration threatened to bomb the area of the planet designated as Pakistan back to the Stone Age if you didn't cooperate with the war on terror. He went on not to say I had no choice. It was only a few years since I overthrew the democratically elected government murdered the opposition and took control of this nuclear armed state. We couldn't risk falling out with America at this crucial stage in our country's oppression and military rule. Anyway, they did one much to begin with just permission to bomb people in the mountains, kidnap anyone they wanted, ship them off to undisclosed locations, torture them for information and try them in the absence of evidence or legal representation, the sort of thing we were doing anyway, but with a bit more style. Anyway, the only reason I'm complaining now It's America's losing the war in Iraq and Afghanistan. And I need to make my excuses to the hardline Muslim Brotherhood who will shortly be running this bit of the planet. More on that story later, peace be upon you. In a related story, a UN expert says torture in Iraq is worse than ever worse, even though during the reign of Saddam Hussein and despite increases in troop levels of violence and deaths are increasing, not decreasing. Manfred nooelec said the situation in Iraq is out of control. abuses are committed by security forces, militia groups and anti us insurgents. His claims come after months of bloody violence in Iraq, and the admission by President Bush that Iraq was not involved in 911. A toll Bush went on not to say, Oh, we never said direct was involved in 911. Did we, anyway, no, we didn't. In fact, Sudan was seen through his war against Iran, which we funded and supplied arms for was one of our greatest allies till he put the price of oil up. You see me and my family and some close friends make a great deal of money from oil and we want to continue being rich and powerful, ensuring we control the planet's lucrative resources for our own evil ends. In the UK, a leaked email from a top officer in Afghanistan says the RAF are worse than useless and killing people. And anyway, the reasons for the war are political, non military. The British government have issued a strong denial about the RAF being not very good at killing and ignored the stuff about a political war. Tony bush was not greeted by the sight of 40,000 anti war protesters at the Labour Conference today, mostly because the Council were given 4.2 million pounds for extra police to prevent anything so democratic happening in the United Kingdom. God save the area of the planet designated as Britain by internationally agreed treaties, and long lived the center of the Queen's pussy juice which we require to keep us blindly slaving away as landless peasants in this evil destructive fake economy, which has only prevailed for a few 100 years and we could easily get rid of if we weren't so lazy and easily bought off with beer football and other rubbish. Sport anything with a bowl you hypnotized lab rats illumined as I won fools 6.5 million business growth percent interest stability mortgage there's one born every minute and now the weather, acid rain global warming ice caps melting with China and India fridge freezer plasma screens early into next week. Plastics made from oil you stupid fuckers spreading in from the east and likely to destroy the planet for a while to come. So have a nice weekend.


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