Hi, I'm spaced and wasted. Welcome to the fucking news. The headlines this week. The inquiry into the death of Princess Diana has finally reported after 10 years and 4 million phantoms Lord whitewash, Your Majesty, Lord whitewash said Diana was not murdered. This was a terrible accident. There was no conspiracy to murder Diana. Anyway, why would the Boyle family want to kill Princess Diana? After all, all she did was sleep with everyone but her husband for 10 years. There's no evidence she gave birth to a bastard son of a captain in the British Army. There is no evidence that Princess Diana was a two timing slept we've had more than a Parisien whore. No evidence that she was going to marry the son of a shopkeeper. Never mind that he was a Muslim and the queen is defender of the faith, some strange kind of lizard faith. There was no evidence that the royal family or a German family of fascist origin who ruled the world with more influence than the North Pole on shipping. There is no evidence of the journey of the car from the hotel to the Dead Sea. There's no footage from the CCTV cameras. Now. You're a major European city. You posted the World Cup, you can track a football hooligan from the train station and Cologne to his seat in the football stadium. There is no camera footage, you can see a traffic accident before it happens. There's no evidence of that. There is no evidence that anybody did anything. But there's no evidence of that having happened. Whether or not it happened or not. That's another story. But I can tell you, there is no evidence anymore. There's no evidence of the journey of the car from the hotel to the Dead Sea. And if anybody what do you say to that? It's just a coincidence. Also in the news this week. Also in the news this week, Tony Blair became the first city British Prime Minister ever to be interviewed by the police in a criminal investigation. The investigation into whether or not the Labour Party had been giving on to peerages, making people wards and handing out other royal honors in exchange for cash. Tony Blair was interviewed for two hours in a grueling session by a junior detective from the branch of we're really just here to let your ask Tony nothing to worry about. Afterwards, he said, this has been going on for hundreds of years. I don't know what all the fuss is about. That's right. This has been going on for hundreds of years rich people buying their way into government in your country so they can continue to fuck you over for a buck and keep it like they want it. But this has been going on for hundreds of years since Tony. In a related story. Tony Blair personally ended an investigation by the series sports called the Great Britain into an arms deal with a Saudi Arabia's, he said, it's not in the national interest with this investigation to continue may affect a major arms deal, which will safeguard 1000s of jobs. And during the British economy, hundreds of millions of pounds, and it's not in the national interest. What is in our national interest is harming a bunch of evil military dictators who haven't held an election in the 50 years since the end of the war, whose population are oppressed and suppressed. Those women can be beheaded for adultery. And when there's absolutely no democracy at all, these are just the sorts of people we should be selling weapons to in a shady kind of multibillion dollar kind of way. Yeah, baby, as long as the deal goes through. That's what's in the national interest. That's what's in our national interest. The molar

on the sports boats. Thanks, and now the weather the planet is fucked. It's getting worse and it's your fault. Have a nice weekend

Princess Diana, who fucking cares anyway? She wanted to do queen I don't care if they stopped during the brackets one less fucking arrest of Tony Blair No, there's nothing to investigate here. These are not the cash for honors are looking for


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