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The g8 leader has named us suspects in mass murder, corruption and planetary exploitation. America and Israel test new short and long range excuses for an attack on Iran. In the UK voters demand endless cheap petrol for trivial selfish motoring pursuits. Hello, crystallin Hill I'm horseback. Here are tonight's top stories of the people who are tonight investigating multiple crimes against life freedom and good sense apparently committed by the same group of arch villains the G eight secret surveillance of the g8 at their annual crime summit this year held in Japan revealed them to be planning even more villainous, evil crimes against humanity on behalf of their shadowy paymasters law bankers dark cracy Dun dun dun in the interests of public safety and to assist with the speedy capture and incarceration of these dangerous psychopaths. The fucking news presents a profile of the world's most dangerous con men and women, murderers liars and thieves

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the g8 Arts most not one ticked, Stephen Joseph Harper born

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April the 30th 1959. This the 22nd and current Prime Minister of Canada and leader of the Conservative Party of Canada, an evangelical Christian and former employee of Imperial oil. So this is a man who has no problem destroying things to make money or consigning you to eternal fiery hell. If you don't love Christ, he is number eight most not wanting. Nicolas Sarkozy aka Nicolas hold Stefan Sarkozy de Nabi books are born on January the 28th 1955 in Paris is the president of France and ex officio co producer van Dora the assumed office on the 16th of May 2007, after defeating the Socialist Party contender, Sarkozy, aka the face or look flip flopper. This man's a playboy philanderer with more ex wives than Henry the eighth. Sarkozy would sell his people down the river for the right price for another beautiful woman to shag he is number seven most not wanted. Angela Dorothy Merkel born Angela Dorothy kasma 717 July 1954 in Hamburg, Germany. She's chancellor of Germany, elected to the German parliament from Mecklenburg Vorpommern and has been chairwoman of the Christian Democratic Union since ninth of April 2000. Another member of the EU will burn in hell for not loving Jesus brigade. This frumpy Fraulein has been busy stitching up the people of Europe with the Lisbon Treaty so they can be controlled by banks and business in an undemocratic Hoover state. Anyway, she is number six most knocked wanted. Silvio Berlusconi born 29th September 1936 is an Italian politician criminal real estate and robber tycoon bank and media con man sports team owner bad songwriter and devout Catholic. He is the longest serving Prime Minister and fucker of the Italian Republic Silvio owns Italy and its people outright since he bought the franchise in 1993 all the media all the TV the newspapers industry telecommunication, only his death will release the Italian people from his oily grip another one in the you will burn into fiery hell camp he's number five most not wanted. Yes sua Dukkha. born July 16 1936 is the 91st Prime Minister of Japan and president of the Liberal Democratic Party of Japan appointed to both posts September 2007. He is the first son of a former Japanese Prime Minister and another ex oilman with an interest in slavery, economic slavery, financial slavery and environmental exploitation, but he's number four most not one tag Dmitry Anatolyevich Medvedev videl born 14th September 1965 is the third and current president of Russia, inaugurated on May 7 2008. Formally Vladimir Putin his chief of staff and political Gimp. Oh, and what's a surprise another X? Oil Company Man, amazing the pedigree exploiting the planet's resources for money gives you a disincentive. He is number three most not one day. James Gordon Brown born 20th February 1951 Is the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom and Great Britain and Northern Ireland took office on the 27th of June 2007. Three days after becoming leader of the Labour Party. His father was a minister in the church of burning fiery hell you unbelievers in Christ and Dan you all through eternity. He was Chancellor of the Exchequer under Tony Blair for 10 years and has more blood on his hands than Sweeney Todd. He's number two most knocked one David Vitalii. George Walker Bush born July 6 1946, is the 43rd and current President of the United States of America. He served as the 46th governor of Texas where he executed More children and mentally ill people than any other Governor ever. He's the eldest son of former American President George Herbert Walker Bush. Bush attended Harvard University where he earned his MBA and entered the oil industry. Gosh, another ex oilman, I'm detecting a theme here but it's the most not wanted on our list and the single biggest threat to world peace on earth. Man bang bang. Imaginary spokesperson for the people of our announced that none of the members of this dangerous group of psychopaths should be approached. They are heavily armed and highly dangerous, responsible for the murder of 1000s of species of unique life and millions of humans. They've committed untold crimes against humanity and are complicit in the rule of billions by a few wealthy banking families with no trouble at all. In a related story, America has tested new short and long term excuses for bombing Iran. The excuses some of which have enough range to reach almost all the gullible, poorly educated people of Earth have been tested on the world's media over the last few days. Initial reports claimed that these excuses are very plausible, and once launched will be very hard to detect from normal news coverage that Israel has offered to let America use its own arsenal of excuses if needed, saying our excuses are the best in the world. Israel has excuses that no one could argue with we have excuses that justify killing, stealing genocide, even world war three. In the UK, motorists are protesting about the rising cost of fuel and roads tax as the cost of owning a car and and using petrol spirals ever upwards. And imaginary spokesperson for selfish self centered fuckers had this to say. We demand the right to use a fuel that took 5 million years of natural forces to create in a trivial journey to pick up pizza. We are conditioned to believe it's our right to buy the stuff that we are sold, and we require the delusion to continue for as long as possible. Our right to make rich fuckers rich the cost of all other life on earth should be enshrined in law. And we should be protected from any suggestion that we are mere pawns in the game of a global oil cartels energy lie. There is no alternative to using petrol and all previous 3.5 million years of evolution that took place without our irrelevant rank fix smaller, slower, long live the 50% of the g8 leaders formerly employed by the oil companies and the other 50% who believe we should burn in fiery hell for not loving Jesus. Thanks. And now the weather. 5 million years of sedimentary deposits on the seabed before any more oil will be produced five years being fucked over a barrel by our leaders and five minutes to work out what's wrong with this picture. Have a nice weekend.


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